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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Mischa Barton is dressed like this because:
1) She’s preparing to take over the lead role in the American Pimp sequel;
2) Well, she needs to find some way to stay warm in L.A.’s chilly 70-degree weather;
3) She’s clearly STILL high;
4) She thinks “The O.C.” stands for “Ostentatious Cat”;
5) None of the above. Mischa looks like that because ____________.
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Filed under: Entertainment, Television
In light of the recent announcement that The CW is developing a 90210 spin-off, I thought I would re-post an oldie but goodie — posted waaaayyyy back in September 2007 – in which I shared for no good reason who I would cast in 90210 today (perhaps I was psychic — or knew it was inevitable because Hollywood can’t make anything original anymore):
Introducing Heidi Montag as Donna Martin!
Zac Efron as Brandon Walsh!
Hilary Duff as Brenda Walsh!
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Filed under: Entertainment
Behold this gem from “Music Idol,” the Bulgarian version of the hit British TV show “Pop Idol”:
Note to self: Get job as smart-ass “Music Idol” subtitle writer.
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Filed under: Fashion, Sexy Time
Some people say farewell to their dearly departed with tears and flowers. Others, of course, give the deceased a sexy boost with some revealing lingerie.
Yes, sexy lingerie sets have reportedly become a hit among Malaysia’s ethnic Chinese, who are buying them for their dead relatives at the Qingming Festival this Friday.
To mark the day, Chinese traditionally tend the graves of their departed loved ones and often burn paper money, model houses, cars, cell phones and other goods as offerings to honor them and keep them comfortable in the afterlife.
However, paper …
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Filed under: Who Wore It Best
LEFT: Brad Pitt filming a special segment for Idol Gives Back at the Kodak Theatre
RIGHT: Freddy Krueger chilling for a bit before savagely murdering his next victim
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Filed under: Dumb Clowns, Paris Hilton
Our most embarrassing export since David Hasselhoff, Paris Hilton, reportedly kept the locals amused during her recent visit to South Africa, where she accompanied her boyfriend du jour, Benji Madden.
The couple was in town for the My Coke Fest music event, which sounds like it would be popular with musicians such as Amy Winehouse and the recently jailed Pete Doherty.
A hotel spy revealed:
“Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal …
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Filed under: If They Mated...
Futon + Bert = “The Groove” sleep system
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