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Filed under: Crazy Clowns
Gee, I thought the publicity surrounding the Ashlee Simpson pregnancy “mystery” was confusing, but THIS publicity tug-o-war takes the cake:
Yale University student Aliza Shvarts’s abortion art project – for which she claims she artificially inseminated herself “as often as possible” and then induced miscarriages with abortion drugs over a 9-month period — sparked waves of outrage yesterday before the university announced that “the entire project is an art piece, a creative fiction designed to draw attention to the ambiguity surrounding form and function of a woman’s body.”
T-shirt opportunity: …
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Filed under: Beckhams
Don’t worry, Cruz. I’ve given that “word” to a few people in L.A., myself — usually while being cut off by a Land Rover on the 405.
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Filed under: Brangelina
For those who like some cheese with their TGIF glass of wine, enjoy this vintage Italian music video featuring none other than a teenage Angelina Jolie:
Best. Fight. Scenes. Ever.
[via ONTD]
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Filed under: Beauty, Freak Show News
WARNING: There is no safe place to rest your eyes in this post.
WARNING: No, really, I’m serious.
WARNING: Okay, don’t say I didn’t warn you…
[More of British “glamour model” and TV personality, Jodie Marsh]
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Filed under: Dumb Clowns
The faux rap star formerly known as Vanilla Ice — real name Robert Van Winkle, which explains why he goes by “Vanilla Ice” — was arrested last night at his Palm Beach home after an alleged altercation with his wife.
His wife, Laura, told police that he had kicked and hit her, but later told deputies he had only pushed her and that she wanted a divorce.
“He started yelling at me for going out to buy a bedroom set. In front of my daughter,” she reportedly told a deputy….
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Filed under: Who Wore It Best
LEFT: “Glamour model,” Jordan, at a signing event for her new children’s book
RIGHT: Fairytopia Mermaid Barbie chilling at Target until a li’l rugrat buys and abuses her
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Filed under: Celebutards, Convos of the Rich & Famous, Nicole Richie
LIONEL: Look, world! My daughter has cleavage now!
NICOLE: Dad really needs to stop talking about my breasts.
SOPHIA: I’m so happy Nicole had a baby! Now I can wear all her old clothes.
LIONEL: What a rack, huh? Am I right, or am I right?
NICOLE: [SIGHS] At least I’ve finally done something to make him proud.
SOPHIA: Um, what’s a girl gotta do to get some attention ’round here? I should talk to that Jamie Lynn Spears…
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