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Filed under: Deep Thoughts
“I sure hope it’s not true what they say about dogs looking like their owners…”
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Fame - Ain't It a Bitch
Other clever headlines under consideration included, “Britney Spears Reveals Unsightly Tree Trunk Legs” and “Gimme More Cellulite: Britney Spears’ Shorts Fail to Hide Her Dimpled Thighs.”
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Filed under: Babies, Celebrities
Beautiful celebrity offspring alert: Halle Berry and her boyfriend, model Gabriel Aubry, welcomed a baby girl Sunday.
The little bundle of joy, diaper changes and 3AM feedings weighed 7 lbs., 14 oz., which is nothing compared to what every baby in my family has weighed. My cousin just popped out an 11-pound baby (ouch), while I weighed 9 lbs., 14 oz. Yes, a family of butterball babies!
Congratulations to Halle, Gabriel and their little lightweight. May they call her something fun, like Cran Berry Aubry or Huckle Berry Aubry.
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Filed under: Headline of the Day
Poor kid! The nerve of that teacher. What’s next — schools won’t allow cheating on tests? If so, I sense a paper cut-induced lawsuit next…
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
Victoria Beckham is getting into men’s pants with new clothing line. [China Daily]
Minnie Driver answers the pregnancy question. Nope, not where babies come from, silly. We all know they come from Kevin Federline and Eddie Murphy! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Paris Hilton discusses Benji Madden. And, yes, their relationship is just as deep as she is. [POTP]
Review of the Sheryl Crow concert. Hey, she’s had me since “I like a good beer buzz early in the …
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Filed under: Fashion, George Clooney
Former Fear Factor contestant, ex-Vegas cocktail waitress and current non-fiancee of George Clooney, Sarah Larson, walked the runway for Ashley Paige at Los Angeles Fashion Week.
I take it George is not a boob man. (I kid, I kid…! I’m not bitter! She’s adorable. *AHEM*)
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
Pictures of Diddy’s twins. They look as thrilled about their daddy’s attitude as the rest of us. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
The most animated we’ve seen Britney Spears in years. [BWE]
Another douche-off! [GiggleSugar]
Joe Francis is clearly a fan of prison bologna sandwiches. [POTP]
Steve-O hospitalized and charged with cocaine possession. Strange, he always seemed so stable. [Gabby Babble]
Pete Wentz must wear waterproof eyeliner. [Celebrity Dirt]
National Enquirer claims Mandy Moore’s mom prefers tuna tacos …
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