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According to People, Amanda Peet tied the knot with screenwriter David Benioff this evening, ensuring that her unborn baby will not bear the shame and stigma of being a bastard child in Hollywood… er, actually, now s/he will bear the shame and stigma of not being a bastard child in Hollywood. Poor thing. But don’t worry, Little One… when Shiloh and Suri taunt you in pre-school for having a family that’s “like, so 1950s,” just arm yourself with these photos:
That should surely scare the smugness right out …
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Filed under: Fashion
… But whose bosom looks most scrumptious in this Prada dress! Who knew Gwyneth could hold her own in a boob-off against Scarlett?
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Filed under: Celebrities
Page Six reports that Eva Longoria and her man of two years, Tony Parker, may be on the rocks because Parker was spotted “dirty dancing and cuddling with a tall blonde at Marquee during The Departed premiere after-party.”
Candy can’t believe it. Say it ain’t so…!
A 6′2″ French dude dirty dancing? That’s just not right, man. Just not right.
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ABC’s much hyped Ugly Betty debuted before 16.3 million viewers, according to Nielsen’s stats. In fact, it scored more viewers than any other new show premiere to date.
Did y’all see it? America Ferrera was totally adorable — even defaced with ridiculous braces. The show itself? Disappointing, if you ask me. And even if you don’t. The characters were so over-the-top — cartoonish, practically — when compared to the more nuanced characters in my fave movie of the year, The Devil Wears Prada. Especially evil fashion editor, Vanessa Williams, …
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While Jess gets an oddly passionate kiss from mane man, Ken Paves, at the opening of his Beverly Hills salon, Jess kisses… her imaginary boyfriend, John Mayer? The air? The ghost of her once promising career?
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Those hot buns belong to 48-year-old Basic Instinct diva, Sharon Stone, who wore this get-up to Macy’s Passport Gala. Kudos to Sharon for defying the laws of gravity — and for defying the rules of taste generally adhered to when hosting a charity event.
C’mon Sharon. We all know you’re a sexy ol’ bitch. No need to cross the border to Hoochie-ville.
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That is the only explanation for this outfit.
Being a new mommy is tough. No one can fault Gwen for hitting the pipe to get through the day. But there is no excuse for wearing this dress sober. A dress that’s been collecting dust in Marshalls’ bargain bin since 1983.
And if Gwen is indeed crack-free? Well… cue the bugle:
GWEN’S ROCKIN’ STYLE
1969-2006
A beloved part of fashion history. Survived by still really cool platinum blonde hair and a hot husband, it will be missed.
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