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Eva Longoria was shocked to walk into her house in Hollywood and find a squatter living there. The Desperate Housewives actress has been doing renovations for the past five months and decided to take her mother for a sneak peek at the job. “We walk in and there’s beer cans everywhere and I’m like, ‘What is this?’ And a guy comes down [the stairs] in, like, boxers and he’s like, ‘Oh crap…! I’m fixing the electricity.’ He was a worker in the house that just decided to squat,” Longoria said. “There’s nothing there, it’s …
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Rumor has it that Lance Armstrong is dating Ivanka Trump. The Donald’s daughter has been spending a lot of time in Los Angeles shooting The Apprentice — and the word on the West Coast is that she and Armstrong are an item. Her rep has not returned calls.
Which may explain why Matthew McConaughey’s been looking so rough lately. Some hit the Ben & Jerry’s to deal with a break-up, while others transform into a werewolf.
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George Michael was arrested on Sunday for possessing cannabis after being found slumped at the wheel of his car for the second time this year.
The troubled singer was rushed to hospital after officers found him unconscious in his Mercedes at a busy junction near his North London home just after 3:20 a.m. yesterday morning.
They also discovered a small amount of cannabis in his possession.
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Of course it was small. He’d already smoked most of it!
Poor George. This self-destructive path is clearly driven by all-consuming guilt… but wouldn’t it be easier to just seek …
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That ass is none other than Paris Hilton(’s).
Paris claims “stars are blind,” but clearly attention-starved heiresses are, as well, as Ms. Hilton embarrassingly forgot her pants at Janet Jackson’s CD release party in Vegas this weekend.
skdsiduspdkj… Oops! Crap. Now I, too, have gone blind from the toxic sight of the Over-the-Hilton Crotch Shot. Which means Paris owes me for wasting the past five minutes of my life writing this “story” and having to buy a voice-activated keyboard.
I swear, the peril I’m willing to face just to bring you, my precious readers, …
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As well she should. Cute girl. Cute figure. Not-so-cute sense of humor, as proven by this seriously unflattering outfit that Anne wore to the Tokyo premiere of The Devil Wears Prada. If this outfit had its own film, it would be called The Milkmaid Wears G.I. Jane’s Boots. (Hmmm… perhaps just the comeback vehicle that Tara Reid so desperately needs? No need to thank me, Tara. A hefty commission will suffice.)
As the deliciously dismissive Miranda Priestly would snipe, “That’s all.”
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Oh, honey. The end of Will & Grace doesn’t have to mean the end of your fashion sense, too. And just because you’re a funny lady, doesn’t mean you have to wear clown makeup. Although when you do dip into Bozo’s bag, you don’t hold back — and kudos for that — from the bright red mouth, to the pancake makeup, to the painted-on lopsided eyebrows.
I can’t help but wonder why you would cover your pretty mug with all that goop. For the love of Jack and Karen, why?! Perhaps …
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Here are some of the first photos to emerge from Amanda Peet’s wedding to screenwriter David Benioff this weekend. Amanda is leaving the reception in these pics and looks utterly delighted to be greeted by the paparazzi. At least she refrained from hocking a matrimonial loogie at them, unlike a certain snaggle-toothed class act. Although that would make a much more entertaining wedding picture to accompany the obligatory thank you notes. Even Bruce Willis would post that one on his fridge.
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