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“Mmm… I love me some tar. Keeps me looking young.”
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I just got an earful of Kevin Federline’s new song, Privilege, which K-Fed just posted on his official MySpace page — and it doesn’t totally suck.
Do I need to lay off the pipe? Or is it actually, well, decent?
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Poor, smokin’ hot David Beckham. From international soccer/football/whateverthehellyouwanttocallit superstar…
… to kiddie soccer coach.
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Reports out of the UK this morning say that Brad Pitt has asked David Beckham to give his adopted son, Maddox Jolie-Pitt, who’s five years old, some private one-on-one lessons to give him an extra boost.
Young Maddox is already enrolled at Beckham’s Soccer Academy in Los Angeles, and, according to the UK’s Sky News, has shown some athletic promise. So his dad naturally thinks Beckham — who now plays in Madrid but has hinted at moving to the U.S. soon …
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Just a holla to the Hollaback Birthday Girl, Gwen Stefani, who turns the big 3-7 today — and looks at least 10 years younger, I swear. Will someone tell me what kind of water this woman is drinking? Or perhaps she’s BFF with David Copperfield?
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Serve me up a slice of Tony-and-T casserole — with a side of I Pity the Young Fools Who Actually Sleep with These Fat Farts.
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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer just can’t stay away from each other. After playing the denial game for weeks, Jess and John were spotted at The Four Seasons in Beverly Hills last night. They chatted briefly at the bar, then disappeared together. Those frisky little ponies!
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TMZ reports:
Jessica Simpson arrived at the bar… and saw friend and producer Romeo Antonio sitting at a table, who has written several Simpson songs. Jessica approached Antonio and chatted for a bit. Antonio then left the table to use he bathroom and while he was …
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The world gasped upon viewing this shocking footage of Matthew McConaughey brushing his teeth in his car, sans water and, of course, sans shirt, while cruising through Los Angeles.
People have wondered, does this mark Matthew’s official de-evolution into a caveman? Or has he just finally gone over the deep end?
Turns out, the answer is none of the above. Because hot, hot Matthew (seriously, I saw him at Bristol Farms in West Hollywood — and he is definitely hot squared) has always been a crazy, shirtless, brushing-and-driving neanderthal — with an apparent …
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