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Us Weekly Loves to Make Up Vaughniston News

Filed under: Celebrities

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According to Us Weekly, which allegedly loves to fabricate news about Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn’s alleged relationship, Vaughinston’s alleged engagemement is “officially” kaput. While no substantiated reason was given for the split, it was confirmed by obviously very close “friends” of the pair and a multitude of reliable, in-the-know extras from the set of Vaughn’s latest film. So there.

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Aniston and Vaughn in happier times at the 2006 French Open


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Posted by CandyOctober 4, 2006

Fergie:  Linguistics Scholar

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“When something is so, so sick, it’s risiculous. It’s sick and ridiculous. Risiculous. See, I have my own dictionary.”

–Performer and Fergbonics Founder, Fergie


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Posted by CandyOctober 4, 2006

Next Up for Stavros:  Setting Puppies on Fire

Filed under: Fight, Fight, Fight!

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Paris Hilton sometime plaything and Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos III is some kind of class act. Everyone knows about the Pear-Ass Hilton-Shanna Moakler smackdown that happened at Hyde last night. However, as much as I relish the sound of Shanna’s punch reverberating throughout Paris’s empty noggin, the real highlight of this Jerry Springer-like brawl has to be the allegation that mental giant Stavros poured a drink over Shanna’s head, shoved her down the stairs, called her out for being cootie-infested — and then, pleased with his impressive display of virility — …


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Posted by CandyOctober 4, 2006

Holy Engagement!

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Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Esposito are engaged, their rep tells People. Cooper, 31, and Esposito, 34, have been dating for months and managed to keep their romance low profile. At the Warner Bros. and InStyle Golden Globes party in January, the pair greeted each other with a kiss on the lips. Asked if there was a love connection to report, Esposito coyly replied, “I’m not answering that.”

Guess we have our answer now. Finally, a couple that should procreate.


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Posted by CandyOctober 4, 2006

Britney Wants Alien Baby

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Britney Spears has reportedly asked famed photog Annie Leibovitz to take the first public shots of her newborn son, Sutton Pierce. The popstar was such of fan of the images Leibovitz took of Suri Cruise for Vanity Fair that she approached the celebrity photographer to request her services. “She went gaga over the photos Leibovitz took of Tom, Katie and Suri,” a source told a British paper. “She thought they looked like the perfect family and she’d love the same.”

If by “perfect family,” Britney means “parents of alien baby,” then I’m with her. Much …


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Posted by CandyOctober 3, 2006

Oh, Snap!  Christina and Diddy Throw Down…

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Christina Aguilera, who claimed to be feeling “under the weather,” arrived four hours late today for the Tell Me music video shoot with Diddy, thus delaying production. However, sources say the pair actually had a disagreement about a solo dance routine, leaving the songbird fuming yesterday on the set in Los Angeles — which likely contributed to her sudden “illness.”

Solo dance routine, my ass. Diddy was jealous of her hair extensions. And rightfully so — he would rock those Lady Godiva-like locks.


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Posted by CandyOctober 3, 2006

Stupid Larry King Quote of the Day

Filed under: Media

Why? Because Candy enjoys picking on the old and senile.

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Larry King interviews a reporter about how he broke the Mark Foley story (the Congressman who sent sexually explicit IMs to a 16-year-old male page):

BRIAN ROSS, ABC NEWS CHIEF INVESTIGATIVE CORRESPONDENT: Well, Larry, it began with the instant messages coming over the website to us last Friday, prior to that we had received the e-mails, which were tamer, not sexually explicit at all. We asked Foley about them last Thursday. He said it’s just a case of being overly friendly.

We posted that on the ABC …


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Posted by CandyOctober 3, 2006