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I ain’t sayin’ he’s a grave digger…

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However, Kanye West has perhaps taken the skull trend a tad too far with this get-up he sported to the Stella McCartney show at Paris Fashion Week.

And if he’s making a social statement, rather than a fashion one, about the bony models on the catwalk, well, then Kanye deserves kudos not condemnation. Kudos, indeed.


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Posted by CandyOctober 5, 2006

Paris: The City of Zombies

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Paris reportedly is changing its nickname from “The City of Lights” to “The City of Zombies,” now that BFF Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes have hit the city for Fashion Week. “Victoria thought Katie could do with a couple of days of ‘me’ time to indulge herself,” says a source. “Katie is very excited about the trip.”

And who could blame Posh for wanting to get away from this:

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You can’t see it, but I’m crying right now — tears of sheer joy that I was able to parlay …


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Posted by CandyOctober 5, 2006

Dharma Rides Good Ship Lollipop

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Jenna Elfman attends Entertainment Weekly’s Photo Issue Party to promote her next project, Shirley Temple: The Much, Much Later Years.

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I’m just teasin’. Shirley had a much better stylist.


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Posted by CandyOctober 5, 2006

Shanna Punched Paris So Hard…

Filed under: Fight, Fight, Fight!

… that she didn’t leave a single mark, as you can see from these pics snapped yesterday. Damn. However, Super Shanna apparently did knock Paris all the way back to 1982 when this outfit may have been passable for public consumption. Now, however…

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Like, grody to the max.


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Posted by CandyOctober 5, 2006

Anna Nicole Clearly As Sober As Can Be

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Anna Nicole Smith may not be crazy about aspiring baby daddy Larry Birkhead; however, that sweet gal was still kind enough to provide him with Exhibits A, B & C for his lawsuit declaring her a drugged, unfit mother.

Behold the photos of Anna Nicole getting committed (for which People reportedly paid $1 million):

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Jump ship, Dannielynn! Swim as far as your cute little baby legs can take you! The natives will accept you as one of their own, I’m sure.


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Posted by CandyOctober 5, 2006

Holy Random Star Sightings!

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Not sure who this pretty chick is leaving The Ivy in London, but she vaguely resembles a 7th Heaven actress I once knew. (No, not Beverly Mitchell, you silly geese. Well, actually, kind of Beverly Mitchell, now that you mention it!)

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Jess delights in how pretty her sister looks.

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Jude mistakes the Pepe Jeans party for a Poopy Jeans party, as it looks like he’s about to make one in his pants. (Gross, I know, but I’m just a journalist stating the facts.)


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Posted by CandyOctober 4, 2006

Nicole & Brody’s PR Stunt:  Over!

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Us Weekly reports that Nicole Richie and Brody…jsifsdjfdsin… Oh, sorry. I just dozed off while writing this exciting breaking news. Any-hoo. Bottom line: The two reality “stars” have split.

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Nicole: Can you believe they’re actually buying this sham of a relationship?
Brody: Hell, I still can’t believe you dated a guy named AM!


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Posted by CandyOctober 4, 2006