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Filed under: Headline of the Day
Which also explains what happened to all the dollar bills missing from the offering plate.
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
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Donald Trump has a lot of respect for gold diggers, which explains why he marries them. [Gabby Babble]
Finally — a New Kids on the Block reunion! Tour sponsor: Bengay. [L.A. Rag Mag]
Reese Witherspoon gives back, once again confirming she is better than I am. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
A — gasp! — size 16 contestant in the Miss England competition. Sources say that’s why she’s the only one smiling — because she’s not going to bed hungry every …
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Filed under: Weekend Drivel
Star magazine reports that Brad Pitt made an honest woman out of Angelina Jolie. Or, at least, a married one. [popbytes]
And, while People magazine claims the wedding report is full of crap, Candy still had to include the story because she had already gone to the trouble of creating that romantic Brangelina cake topper. [People]
A peek at Nicole Richie’s baby girl. Awww. She looks… just like every other two-month-old. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
No need to wonder if you should buy a burp cloth or …
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Filed under: Headline of the Day
Let me guess — and it’s in Tampon, Florida? Ha, haaaaa!
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Filed under: Celebutards, Mariah Carey
Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Mariah Carey and Whitney Port at “The Hills” season three premiere
WHITNEY: Omigod! I’m standing next to Mariah Freakin’ Carey!
MARIAH: Who the f*ck are these chicks?
AUDRINA: Okay, ouch. Mariah is totally digging her elbow into my boob.
WHITNEY: Mom is going to flip when she hears about this. She has all of Mariah’s songs in her oldies collection!
MARIAH: I’m going to kill my agent.
WHITNEY: I should touch Mariah’s jacket. I bet she wore that back in her Studio 75 days.
LAUREN: …
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
Featherweight fight: The Olsen Twins battling over $1 billion fortune. [popbytes]
Kimora Lee Simmons files for divorce from Russell Simmons. In response, Russell said, “Crap, we’re still married?!” [E! Online]
Midas maternity touch: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may get upwards of $10 million for baby pictures. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
The stars of this peep show are looking a little soft. [College Humor]
Vogue cover with Gisele Bundchen and LeBron James criticized for depicting LeBron as a “savage beast” — a …
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Filed under: Fame - Ain't It a Bitch
Sadly, Daily Mail missed its opportunity to use yet more clever whale-related puns with “… but still HARPOONS the females admiring his sizable BLOWHOLE and MOOBY DICK.”
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