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Filed under: Beauty, Who Did It Better
LEFT: Kathie Lee Gifford studying her notes on her first day as co-host of The Today Show’s fourth hour in New York City
RIGHT: Olivia studying static electricity on her field trip at the American Museum of Science and Energy in Oakridge, TN
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
Beyonce and Jay-Z get hitched. Sources say when Beyonce threw the bouquet, all the women dived… to avoid getting stuck with it. [Dlisted]
Breaking: Kathleen Turner admits Nic Cage is no chihuahua thief! [Celebitchy]
Teri Hatcher to sing on American Idol. I’ll give her fifty bucks to serenade Ryan Seacrest with “Dude Looks Like a Lady.” [Gabby Babble]
Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend arrested for bouncing checks. Note to Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend: Insider trading is way cooler. [Lainey]
New Kids on the Block’s “big …
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Filed under: Deep Thoughts
“Is that a Bud Light in Kid Rock’s pocket, or is he just happy to see me?”
Have a Deep Thought suggestion? Share it after the jump!
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
[Original Madonna Exquisite Corpse]
Watching Madonna’s new video inspires me to hit the gym more. Right after I have a few Thin Mints (damn those evil Girl Scouts!). [popbytes]
Melissa Joan Hart pimps out her two-week-old son on the red carpet. Can never start them too young, Dina Lohan and I say! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Shakespeare Actress Still in Love: Blythe Danner defends Gwyneth Paltrow’s marriage. [Cele|bitchy]
Heidi Montag endorses a presidential candidate. However, I still won’t sleep well till I know …
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
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Matthew McConaughey says he wants to die after sex. Which explains why he asks for God so much during the deed. [Cele|bitchy]
Lisa Rinna has a boy-toy on the side? Inevitable sex tape to follow. [Celebrity Smack]
Denise Richards on the cover of Shape, says she would never steal a friend’s husband. In related news, Denise’s nose spotted growing. [popbytes]
Salma Hayek’s little girl channels her inner Pebbles. [POTP]
Heather Mills threatens to break up Paul McCartney’s new relationship, …
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
Kate Bosworth dives into the trout pout pond. [Awful Plastic Surgery]
Rihanna claims she and Chris Brown are like siblings. West Virgina approves. [Cele|bitchy]
Katie Holmes officially turns into Tom Cruise with new haircut. Xenu approves. [Lainey]
Kate Hudson ready to “nest” with Owen Wilson. [INSERT INAPPROPRIATE BIRD BEAK JOKE HERE] [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Adam Sandler breaks his ankle. Never fear — it won’t affect his ability to play the immature big kid at heart with anger issues …
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Filed under: Fashion, Who Wore It Best
LEFT: Pete Wentz, who stole the heart of Papa Joe’s little girl, as well as her eyeliner
RIGHT: The Spelling Bee Dropout Bandit, who stole money from eight Long Island banks
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