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Filed under: Deep Thoughts
“That’s right — get a load of those quaffles!”
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Filed under: Ashlee Simpson
Break out the champagne! Ashlee Simpson, 23, and Pete Wentz, 28, are engaged!
But that’s not why we’re drinking bubbly. I just thought we deserved to get a little loopy after a long, exhausting day of gossipmongering. So let’s pop the cork and continue…
Ashlee posted the following message on the romantic-sounding Web site, FriendsOrEnemies.com:
“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to …
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
R.I.P. Tyra’s Weave. [Jezebel]
Jennifer Lopez plans to lose baby weight with daily three-hour workouts. What a coincidence — I plan to lose my Girl Scout cookie weight with an annual three-hour workout! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Joan Rivers is no fan of Posh, of facial movement. [Celebrity Smack]
Gwyneth Paltrow says paparazzi drove Britney Spears insane. Well, that, and her bipolar disorder. [Celebitchy]
Biological father and daughter marry, have baby together. And, no, their last name is not Simpson. …
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Filed under: Celebutards, Drunk Clowns, Paris Hilton
Barron Hilton has followed in the esteemed footsteps of sister Paris by pleading no contest to DUI.
A judge has ordered that 18-year-old Barron learn firsthand about the ramifications of drinking and driving with a visit the L.A. County Morgue. Of course, showing him THIS would be even more effective in demonstrating the dangers of drinking:
Barron was also placed on three years probation and had his license yanked for a year.
The youngest Hilton sibling was arrested in February after cops say he drove drunk, …
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
Back to being the friendly skies: British Airways bans Naomi Campbell. [Dlisted]
Pictures of Angelina Jolie in Washington, D.C., where she attended the Council of Foreign Relations’ “Iraq, Education, and Children of Conflict” forum. Meanwhile, I… took the rotting salmon out of my fridge. I’d say we had equally productive days! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
What a coincidence: Lauren Conrad’s tongue looks like my rotting salmon. [popbytes]
Salma Hayek says it’s a lie that mothers lose weight from breastfeeding, while millions of men await the chance …
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
Oldies but goodies: South Park Scientology episodes. (Suggested drinking game: drink every time a character says “closet.) [StopScientology.com]
The Nanny Scandals: Rob Lowe’s former nanny tries to blackmail him. [Celebitchy]
Whitney Houston checks out her own rack at Celebrity Fight Night. Because rack is NOT whack! [POTP]
Minnie Driver dishes on her pregnancy, but still no word on the baby daddy. (Dibs on Kevin Federline.) [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Woody Harrelson strips down to his Woody Wood Pecker. [Celebrity …
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Filed under: Beauty
Either that, or the Botox has gone to THEIR brain, too. Behold the latest slogan for Botox™®©:
Celebrity photo added by Candy for her own simple-minded amusement
Um, okay. Freedom of expression? Or Freedom FROM expression?
Here are some taglines that seem more fitting:
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