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Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Nicole Kidman
“Um, are we giving birth to a Tic Tac?”
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Headline of the Day, Media
You report about what you believe she may have been thinking. (And no comments from the peanut gallery about my “Deep Thoughts” column! That’s different because, um, I’m writing it. Yeah, that’s it.)
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Filed under: Beauty, Paris Hilton, Pop Quizzes
The most awesome part about Paris Hilton’s fake hair, “The Bandit,” is:
1) It’s got the same name as a dog with its own MySpace page;
2) Free crabs with each purchase!;
3) “Every Time” is spelled incorrectly;
4) Raquel Welch is gonna have to bust a cap in Paris’ ass now;
5) None of the above. The most awesome part is ____________.
P.S. — 14 is on vay-cay and I’m currently in Barcelona (quite the European traveler these days!), which is why we’re updating less frequently. I know… …
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Filed under: Dumb Clowns, Media, Television
Just months after exploiting, er… helping Britney Spears in the hospital, “Doctor” Phil McGraw is trying to dig for ratings gold once again, posting bail for a Florida teenager jailed for beating another teen and posting it on the Web. Dr. Fool’s spokeswoman said in e-mail:
“We have helped guests and potential guests in the past when they need financial assistance to come on the show — assisting with clothing allowance, lost wages, accommodations, travel and necessities. In this case, certain staff members went beyond our guidelines (re: the …
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Filed under: Weekend Drivel
Finding the silver lining in spam — by illustrating it. [GOTA]
Sidekick drama: Listen as Artie Lange quits Howard Stern. [Celebrity Smack]
Indiana Jones on daddy duty. Only instead of being pitted against the Nazis, he’s pitted against the paparazzi. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Good-bye, world — hello, kitty! The Hello Kitty tombstone. [Candy]
Kathy Griffin on the town with Adnan Ghalib, making me long for the return of My Life on the D-List even more. [Celebitchy]
Britney Spears is morphing into Lindsay Lohan. Which is …
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Filed under: Headline of the Day, Pop Culture
Hey, Mickey’s just following in the footsteps of other Disney stars.
[Source]
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
You can’t even pay people to be Paris Hilton’s BFF. Huh. People have more sense than I thought. [Celebitchy]
Jessica Alba eats breakfast for two. Glad I’m not the only one. (Hey, that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is addictive!) [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Roseanne talks about her vaginal rejuvenation. Sweet dreams, everyone! [Celebrity Smack]
Britney Spears is slowly pulling herself together, making celebrity bloggers’ jobs much more mundane. Because it’s all about US, after all! [Celebrity Dirt]
Alicia Keys thinks gangsta rap was …
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