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Filed under: Celebrities
“I’d like to be done up to the nines in a huge flowery chiffon dress, stretched out like a sail on a beach in the Hebrides, so I can be pecked to pieces by birds.”
–Tilda Swinton on what she wants done with her body when she dies
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Filed under: Headline of the Day
Hey, as they say, two heads are better than one.
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Filed under: Bai Ling Pearl of Wisdom
We all need guidance in our life sometimes. We may seek it from friends, family, therapists, a higher being — and yet, the most powerful insight often comes from an unexpected source: Bai Ling. Which is why we’ve launched a column with pearls of wisdom from her blog.
An excerpt from yesterday’s entry titled, “My new dragen totoo“…
I don’t like the cold at all, would rather be burned in the sun and heat and eat red hot pot, in my home town in the hot summer in the middle of the …
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Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Drunk Clowns
Want to use her services? You’re in luck! I just came across this classified ad in The Daily Wino:
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Filed under: Advertising
“I’m going to Menopauseland!”
No, Menopauseland is not the big-screen version of The Golden Girls-Meets-Vacation, but rather the brainchild of the Estroven advertising team, who apparently thinks menopause is a tropical island where middle-aged women have cathartic Felicity-esque internal dialogues with their friends and get happy endings from cabana boys.
Certainly gives a whole new meaning to “hot flash.”
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Filed under: Twins
LEFT: Marilyn Manson’s 20-year-old girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood, who’s morphing into…
RIGHT: Marilyn Manson’s ex-wife, “burlesque and fetish star,” Dita Von Teese
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
And now this word from the Sex and the City ladies. [Candy]
Baby got bucks: Forbes lists the most expensive celebrity baby photos. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Former cult spokesperson says Scientology is a “destructive rip-off.” Well, we know what he’s having for dinner tonight: boiled rabbit! [Celebitchy]
Rob Lowe’s former nanny accuses him of exposing himself to her. Hey, we all say “hi” in different ways. [Celebrity Smack]
Paris Hilton says Kim Kardashian’s derriere looks like “cottage cheese inside a trashbag.” So sweet! …
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