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Filed under: Weekend Drivel
Jay-Z “kiddingly” disses new wife Beyonce at concert. An even more auspicious beginning to a marriage than leaving the toilet seat up. [Celebitchy]
Cosmo’s “Men’s All-Time Favorite Mattress Moves!”: Part Deux. [Candy]
Love. Ariel. Mickey. Baby. Gwen Stefani and Kingston hit the Disney store. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Danica Patrick makes racing history using a “successful fuel strategy.” Three words we haven’t heard in this country for a while. [Gabby Babble]
Tabloids spin the Hollywood Dating Wheel, …
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Filed under: Beauty, Pop Culture
Forget Thomas the Tank Engine or Green Eggs and Ham — there’s a NEW fun children’s book hitting the shelves:
My Beautiful Mommy — out on Mother’s Day — teaches kids why their mother, who apparently isn’t beautiful now, is having plastic surgery.
“The kids have questions,” author and (shocker) plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer told Newsweek.
My Beautiful Mommy is about a mother who gets a tummy tuck, breast implants and a nose job. No word on why that’s all she’s getting. Seems a little too subtle to me.
“You see, as I got older, my body stretched and I couldn’t fit into my clothes anymore,” the character explains. “Dr. Michael is going to help fix that and make me feel better.”
Yes, good thing her shirts will fit her nose now!
Salzhauer said while “parents generally tend to go into this denial thing” and “try to ignore the kids’ questions completely,” children are legitimately confused and worried.
Other possible children’s lines include:
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Filed under: TomKat
Yes, it’s been a full two years since the spawn of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise made her much-talked-about-debut in this world. And while OK! magazine has an “exclusive” about her birthday party plans, only we have a look at some of the cards she’s received:
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
Candy is currently in Barcelona, where she’s contracted a stomach flu that, well, has made her very acquainted with the bathroom facilities. So here are a few stories in the blogosphere to keep you entertained today while Candy hugs the bathroom floor…
Looks like David Beckham has started a trend: Experts predict that humans are going to fall in love and have sexy time with robots by the year 2050. [Candy]
Papa Joe unsuccessfully peddling Ashlee Simpson’s (nonexistent?) baby pictures for $1 million. But the laughter coming out of …
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Filed under: Get/Avoid the Look, The Olsen Twins
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Filed under: General Musings
Zarbod, a “lonely space alien looking for love on Earth” via, of course, YouTube, asked me to do a collaboration with him and I simply couldn’t resist his otherworldly charms…
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
Live blogging “Talk Sex with Sue Johanson.” Yup, it was a slow night. [Candy]
Check out Scarlett Johansson’s new single, “Anywhere I Lay My Head.” Can’t wait for Alanis Morissette’s response single, “Don’t You Dare Lay Your Head Anywhere on My Ex-Fiance, Bee-yotch.” [Charlie’s]
Judgment call time: America’s Funniest Home Video? Or hilarious anti-smoking ad? [BWE]
Star magazine talks about Tom and Katie’s “trial separation” and “fight for Suri.” Not to mention who gets custody of the haircut. [popbytes]
Break out …
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