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Filed under: Daily Drivel
Gary Coleman and his wife go on Tyra to talk about their bedroom activity. Cringe. [Celebrity Smack]
Clay Aiken’s CD cover looks alarmingly like a Cover Girl powder ad. [POTP]
Paris Hilton demonstrates her firm grasp of African geography. [Celebrity Dirt]
Priscilla Presley’s beauty secret: auto lube! [Gabby Babble]
Helen Mirren finds Americans parochial and naive and assures us she’s not “some ghastly cheerful person.” [popbytes]
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Today’s link roundup written by Bunky.
Conan O’Brien’s head look just like Martha Stewart’s ham. [PopBytes]
Bunky like Minnie Driver because she nice to animals and cute. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
One time Bunky got smashed in Vegas with Michael Stipe and he tell Bunky he gay. Now he tell everyone he gay. Bunky know first, but promise no tell. [Celebrity Smack]
Bunky crash Playboy party, drink all Hef’s vodka and then make move on Coco’s caboose. [POTP]
Steve-O say he was fed booze as a baby. Big deal, so was Bunky and Bunky …
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Brad and Angelina expecting twins. People to offer 25 mil for the photos. Just kidding, but it could happen. [Gabby Babble]
Jennifer Lopez boots hubby off the 6 million dollar twins People cover. [Celebrity Baby Blog]
Miley Cyrus is melting. [Celebrity Smack]
Oprah Winfrey is in a feeding frenzy. [PopBytes]
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Has “Poor Jen” become “Evil Man-Stealing Jen”? [PopBytes]
Fergie sports a lovely lady bump. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Sarah Jessica Parker talks about being Unsexy in the City. [S, OMG, WTF]
LA couple seeks Carrot Top for some sexy time. Shudder. [Craig’s List]
Amy Winehouse demonstrates one of the many uses for duct tape. [POTP]
Is everyone posing nude these days? Yep. Yawn. [Gabby Babble]
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Filed under: Media
Looking for a few scintillating diversions to provide a momentary escape from the banality of your desk job? Large news agencies seem to think you do and have gone to the trouble to create convenient photo slideshows of scandalous intrigue for your viewing pleasure.
The Sun has gifted us with nudie pics of Mischa Barton so we won’t “have to sit through a dire DVD just watch Mischa in the nude”. How very thoughtful of them!
Gaze upon the faces of shame and disgrace with MSNBC’s slideshow of lyin’ and cheatin’ elected officials. …
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Did Halle Berry choose a kooky celebrity name for her baby? [Celeb Baby Scoop]
Mama Spears urges Jamie Lynn to keep up a good image during pregnancy. [POTP]
One-legged witches shouldn’t be allowed near water. [Celebrity Smack]
Vodka + Naked teen girl + Donald Trump = Bad publicity for The Donald and insta-fame for the teen. [Gabble Babble]
John Malkovich has his nether regions scrubbed clean while interviewed in bathtub. [Seriously OMG]
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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
Why all the hype surrounding this Uninteresting Blob of Flesh? The Blob hasn’t done anything significant, doesn’t have anything interesting to say…and yet, it appears on the covers of magazines and on primetime TV. People magazine has scored the exclusive post prison interview with the Uninteresting Blob of Flesh. I’m sure folks are eagerly lining up at the newsstands.
There was much hype surrounding the Uninteresting Blob of Flesh’s …
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