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Filed under: Random Oddness
One moment I’m posting my Laughing Over Spilled Milk series….and the next moment I spill my entire glass of red wine all over my carpet. This happened just over an hour ago (6:19 pm PST) and I firmly believe a trickster is somehow involved. Red wine is exceedingly difficult to clean out of light carpets. I hope my landlords aren’t reading this. gulp.
Oh well, it …
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Filed under: Random Oddness
I carelessly spilled coffee onto my sketchbook and within moments it transformed into a kind-faced English chap with a generous proboscis and a hair-trigger sense of olfactory perspicuity. Medium: coffee, pastel, ink, and graphite on paper.
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Filed under: Random Oddness
I spilled some white ink on my desk after knocking it over a few days ago. Neglecting to wipe it clean, the ink hardened and stained the wood. A painting was born. Over the years I’ve transformed several of my numerous spills and stains (wine, paint, juice, wine, etc.) into random works of art and decided to post a few. Welcome to my Laughing Over …
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Filed under: Britney Spears
It’s an objective inquiry to which I’m seeking answers. What’s so compelling about this person? How has she managed to captivate the nation simply by being the younger sister of America’s Tragic Clown and also for being knocked-up at 16 after spoon feeding the media such a wholesome and squeaky clean image? How was this person’s mother able to sell the story to the media for one million dollars? I’ll give away one of my original paintings to the person …
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Filed under: Guest Artists
Nine Weaves a Tangling
Jason O’Malley from over at DoodleWhore has been having a little too much fun creating his Twelve Days Of Britney collection. Grab some eggnog and take a look.
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Filed under: Rock Stars
Amy Winehouse Singing Snow Globe Recalled Due to Constant Malfunction
LONDON — - The U.K. Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform and Amy Winehouse’s parents today announced an involuntary recall of one of the worst celebrity-endorsed holiday gifts in history: the singing Amy Winehouse Snow Globe. Despite initial high demand from music fans and celebrities such as Pete Doherty, who was spotted trying to break open a Snow Globe, the product’s constant malfunctions have prompted an onslaught of returns to stores and an …
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Filed under: Rock Stars, Rock Stars
Adding to our list of the Worst Celebrity Endorsed Gift Items of the Season are these festive holiday tree ornaments. Cisco Adler (who? I know, I didn’t know who he was either) gained notoriety the Hollywood way when a nude photograph of him and his, ahem…certain pendulous body parts were posted all over the internet. As every scandal-torn celeb knows, cashing in on your notoriety will only make you more famous - especially if nudity is involved. I have to hand it …
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