Author Archive
Filed under: Weird Food
how much dog food and people food seem to resemble each other these days?
DOG FOOD
PEOPLE FOOD
Sitting in my local coffee shop, I began flipping through the savings coupon section of the Sunday newspaper. I noticed several coupons for dog food and dog treats mixed in with the typical junk food offerings for humans: Hungry Man, Toaster Strudels, Lunchables, and Campbell’s Chunky Soup….shudder….
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Filed under: Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies
A glossy new celebrity tabloid is scheduled to hit the stands this spring – because the world doesn’t have nearly enough of them – and the editors were kind enough to send a few preview issues for exclusive promotion on Gallery of the Absurd and Holy Candy.
Published by Circus Hour Media*, Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol Weekly explores the saturated world of celebrity substance abuse and other fun topics! The rag is projected to outsell both Star and US Weekly combined, just based on …
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Filed under: Exquisite Corpse, Madonna Art
I just finished another round of Exquisite Corpse with some of my blogger pals. Jason from Doodle Whore completed Madge’s midsection and gave careful attention to her sinewy arms and exotic accessory orphan. Handsome Gilmore from Pretty on the Outside captured one of Madonna’s iconic poses: thrusting her spandex-clad pelvis in the faces of her worshipping fans. I did her head.
Medium: ink and …
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Filed under: Britney Spears
Hollywood Predator is the only magazine devoted to the various predators living in Hollywood. Each issue is jam packed with educational features and stunning photos of common predatory species such as the Dr. Phil Fool, Paparazzi Wolves, and creepy “producers”. An excerpt from the latest issue:
Lurking on the pristine streets of Beverly Hills is the most annoying predator known to celebrities: the paparazzi. They hunt incessantly for lucrative shots, even if it means scaling fences at daycares – …
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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
I’d like to wish everyone a very healthy, happy, inspired, and successful 2008. Be careful when celebrating your New Years Eve festivities - don’t drink too much of that Paris Hilton champagne in a can or else you might find yourself naked, covered in gold paint, and slithering across an arid Martian landscape as you pine for your lost inheritance. Not a good way to start the year. Medium: graphite, watercolor and gouache in sketchbook. UPDATE: Posting will resume on January …
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Filed under: Britney Spears
I messed around on ArtPad’s digital canvas today while having my morning coffee and this is the monstrosity I created. Similar to a dumbed down wacom tablet, the digital canvas allows you to paint your masterpiece as it records your brushstrokes. Once you’ve completed your magnum opus, save and send the link to your pals and they can watch in awe as your masterpiece unfolds before their eyes. Or they can press “delete”. Watch my painting …
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Filed under: Uncategorized
I spent the entire day today walking all over San Francisco taking photos of early winter. Heading up the steep streets toward The Presidio, the damp mist intensified the wafting scent of eucalyptus and …
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