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When a Chinese condom manufacturer made the wise decision to slap David Beckham’s smooth golden image onto a box of poorly selling condoms, they immediately watched sales skyrocket to number one in China. Beckham didn’t approve the use of his image and he’s not endorsing or making any profit from it (Poor Posh, just imagine all the day-glo Hermes bags she’s missing out on hoarding).It’s amazing how one can take a bunch of flimsy rubber, cram it in a box, add a picture of a pretty soccer player on the …
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I’m still on temporary sabbatical working on my new mystery website, but I missed posting and thought I’d update with some new paintings. NO, these aren’t portraits of Britney Spears or Tom Cruise, but I guess they could be if you look at them right wrong way. And no, I’m not planning on ceasing to paint celebrity gossip and pop-culture…I just wanted to post something a little different. These paintings were created without intent of outcome and are meant to be viewed multi-dimensionally and from all 4 sides. This is the sort of work I …
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I’ve dropped a few hints in the past, but now it’s time to let my readers know about the big changes about to take place here on Gallery of the Absurd. Over the past few weeks I’ve been working on a brand new art and satire-related website and haven’t been able to devote much time to creating new posts for GOTA. Set to debut in mid-February, this new mystery website will be a larger version of Gallery of the Absurd and I’m pleased to announce that a very talented gossip blogger …
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Filed under: Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise Art
Tom Cruise and Scientology are at the center of a publicity nightmare this week after Gawker posted a leaked Scientologist video that made the infamous Oprah couch-jumping video look sane. The video is so oddly disturbing that it’s made the news around the world. On top of that, he’s angry as a hornet about an upcoming unauthorized biography promising shocking Scientology claims and secret details about his bizarre life. And it certainly can’t help matters when Tom is accused of “battling middle-aged spread in recent …
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EXCLUSIVE! We were able to obtain the raw transmission of Tom Cruise. Scientologist as it beamed to Earth from the far reaches of outer space. A warning to some of you, this transmission is extremely disturbing as it contains the actual voices of evil silicon-based Xenu aliens from a distant galaxy. They appear to be dictating to Tom what to say. Behold ye, this chilling recording:UPDATE: We now have a music video for the Tom …
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I took a quick break from the project I’m working on and whipped up a painting of Amy Winehouse. There’s some filthy gossip going around that Amy’s husband “Blaaaaake” might be filing for divorce. While the rumor may or may not be true, my gut tells me it’s just a matter of time. By sawing off her beehive and dying her locks blonde, Amy is exhibiting Level I warning signs of a looming Celebrity Meltdown. As demonstrated by Britney, the …
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