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Filed under: Beckhams, Beckhams Art, Haiku Movie Reviews
Wednesday Adams plays
Posh Spice, only with cheaper
clothes and less make-up
Introducing Haiku movie reviews by Circus Hour reader and friend Viper Tetsu. This week Viper reviews Penelope, a movie about a girl born with the nose of a pig. For more amusing pop-culture inspired haiku, see Viper’s blog In The Future, Everyone Will Be Haiku’ed For 15 Minutes. …
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Filed under: Beauty
The NanoRevive beauty cream ad you see above isn’t real, but it could be. I’ve been poring through fashion and beauty magazines lately and studied ad claims found in many of the skin care products and found the following common elements: Scientific imagery such as DNA strands or chains of molecules are pictured swirling provocatively around the product. Nifty scientific terms such as nano, cellular and matrix give the impression the product was created by white-coat wearing Swiss scientists. Lots of flowers, preferably shown dappled with dew. Yes, you too …
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Filed under: Crazy Clowns, Featured, Freak Show Posters, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise Art
Hurry, hurry, step right up and see the Tom Cruise, Scientologist, pictured in his natural environment on the distant planet Xorzax. Prepare to be amazed as the L. Ron Hubbard spaceship beams top-secret information from the Galactic Confederacy directly into Tom’s cerebral cortex and then marvel as Tom jumps around and cackles as he incoherently spews Hubbard’s thought rays out his mouth and into the collective consciousness of any Earthling that will listen. Many Earthlings simply ignore or find fleeting entertainment in …
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Filed under: Featured, Freak Show Posters, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
Poor Paris, when will the unforgiving public start noticing her vast talent, her selfless contributions to society, her important brand status of “like, a businesswoman”….anything other than the fact she has huge hands, hypertrophied feet, a low dull hum of a personality, an oddly shaped behind (and we all know every unfortunate inch of her intimate parts thanks to the Internet) and her charming little wonk eye? She’s a brand, folks. Don’t you understand? She’s one of America’s most …
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Filed under: Freak Show Posters, Lindsay Lohan Art
It brings me great waves of shuddering pleasure to finally announce my new venture. As some of you might have noticed, I’ve been collaborating a great deal with Candy Kirby from the celebrity satire blog Holy Candy. She and I had so much fun brainstorming and creating projects together that we decided to merge our two sites into a brand new one, which will be an even bigger and better version of our sites. Starting this Wednesday, February 20th, Gallery of the …
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Filed under: Valentines
Looking for an assortment of romantic sentiment and passionate prose to send your sweetie? Look no further.
What could be more romantic than Paris Hilton and her giant paws engaged in a booze-addled passionate grope with Jared Leto during a late night public make-out session in a smoky LA nightclub?
Don’t have a special someone to shower with gifts of waxy Whitman’s Samplers and mylar balloon bouquets this Valentine’s …
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Filed under: Star Jones, Star Jones Art
Star Jones Reynolds hasn’t had much luck in the employment department over the past couple years, from famously getting dumped by Barbara Walters to recently having TruTV ax “The Star Jones Show” after only a six-month run.But wait…! No need to open your wallet and donate to the Star Jones Giuseppe Zanotti Stiletto Fund just yet. Thankfully, Star has landed on her feet with a new, glamorous position for which she must travel all over the country — and we were lucky enough …
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