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With the popularity of celebrity Before and After photos appearing on the web and in gossip magazines, I wondered what would happen if I combined a Before and After into one painting. I took the famous Farrah Fawcett poster, a beloved icon of a generation of men and combined it with the Farrah of today. Interesting results ensued. If she can have her own reality show, why not a reality poster?
NOTE: I yanked Russell Crowe down because I didn’t think the painting …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Britney Spears Art
I understand what a grave disappointment it is to all of you that Page Six recently announced Britney Spears will not be posing nude on the cover of Vanity Fair. Rumors were swirling, and the nation’s anticipation was growing feverish. Determined not to let you down, 14 has decided to put Britney on the cover anyway.
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Filed under: Celebrity Endorsements
If you like sour candies, then you’ll love Renee Zellweger’s EXTREME SOUR LEMON Candy. It’s the sourest candy available on the market and is sure to put a permanent pucker on your face. Grab a package today and taste just how EXTREMELY sour these candies really are!
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Filed under: Tom Cruise
Here we see the vile alien galactic ruler XENU using his powerful Tom Cruise puppet in an attempt to trick the human population into believing his lies and deception. Every time you see Tom Cruise in a movie, a magazine, or jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch, you are really seeing XENU trying to control you with his powerful hologram puppet. Recently, some clever humans have figured out how to fight XENU and we can now share …
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Filed under: Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise Art
I was flipping through In Touch magazine and came across a photo of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes that gave me the willies…so of course I had to paint it immediately. The accompanying article speculated whether they were really in love or if this was just another Hollywood publicity stunt. Truly an enigmatic riddle to contemplate for hours upon hours. UPDATE: The riddle is solved - they’re engaged. I shall paint their wedding portrait immediately.
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Filed under: Billy Bob Thornton
Star magazine recently targeted Billy Bob Thornton in their infamous Knifestyles of the Rich and Famous feature. While Billy Bob was not what you’d consider handsome by Hollywood standards, he did possess a rugged and rebellious sexiness about him. I liked his balding head, deeply etched wrinkles, and gray stubble - it went well with his swagger and versatile talent. BUT……
…FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, what has he done to himself? …
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Filed under: Donald Trump, Donald Trump Art
There are so many endless possibilites to lampoon Donald Trump’s orange cotton candy hair, but I found it most fulfilling to imagine him getting attacked by it. Behold the Donald Trump Hair Beast!
When he’s not pouting or throwing temper tantrums, Donald Trump and his oddly beautiful alien-esque wife, Melania Knauss look as though they suffer from constipation. All that money, power, and opulence…and yet the two of them can barely muster a smile. …
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