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Filed under: Jocelyn Wildenstein
Manhattan socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein has undergone millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery to transform her once normal human face into the face of a cat. She creates such a shocking spectacle whenever she goes out in public
that I decided she needs to start placing posters about town announcing
her upcoming appearances. The New York press dubbed her "The Bride of Wildenstein" and recently, the National Enquirer delicately referred to her as a "rubber faced freak". She scares the hell out of people, but she’s just a …
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This morning, Page Six columnist Cindy Adams wrote a little news item about Barbra Streisand…
"CHUBBY Streisand can’t stuff into pal Donna Karan’s creations and may switch to Omar the Tentmaker. Fat must be contagious. Husband James Brolin also ballooned . . ."
MEOW!!! Well, after reading such vitriol, I HAD to draw it. Had to. No question.
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Filed under: Celebrity Endorsements
Marketers are missing out on the large demographic of aging and soon-to-be aging hipsters. Cool people don’t want to be seen purchasing Depends for their bouts of incontinence, no, they need something more targeted to their sensibilities. Introducing Fergie’s Rockin’ Adult Diapers, the first fitted briefs designed exclusively for the needs of the savvy Baby Boomer and early Gen-X market segment. Ever since Fergie’s little on-stage accident, greater awareness of this issue has been raised, and hopefully marketers will cash in.
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Filed under: Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez Art
Of all the gossip flying around about Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, the most pervasive is 1.) J.Lo has a sizable caboose and 2.) Marc Anthony is scary looking. There is also speculation Marc is a “control freak”. Tabloids publish the observations of “body language experts” who claim that because Jen follows behind him, he is showing the world he’s the one in control. Apparently, he also tells her what to wear and flies into a jealous rage …
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Is this the look that defines ROCK STAR these days? An overly groomed, makeup-wearing girlie man who balances his 1950’s housewife look with the opposing element of devilish, mysterious freaky he-goat….is this really what Dave Navarro has become? Is Prince aware his signature look has been stolen? Is Carmen Electra responsible for this? She does seem to have a thing for scary girlie men. Remember, she was previously married to Dennis Rodman. A theory begins to hatch.
Filed under: George Bush Art
We interupt this program for a special announcement. Several requests for me to "do something political" have flooded my in-box. I suppose this image fits the theme as this IS the Gallery of the ABSURD. This is a portrait of George Bush in his first term, so it’s a bit outdated….but not really. Karl Rove would have looked nice as a hovering bat, no? We will now return to our regularly scheduled program, please stay tuned for more Hollywood antics…
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I’m still experimenting with the concept of celebrity Before and After photos. After seeing Hilary Duff’s sizable new veneers featured in Star magazine’s Knifestyles of the Rich and Famous and reading numerous blogs discussing the subject (see google) it occured to me how similar all of this madness is to an old fashioned circus side show. This is first in my series of Celebrity Freak Show Posters.
Pondering …
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