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Filed under: Sketchbook Chronicles
It was a pleasant Sunday afternoon and I had taken my cherished 1976 Cadillac DeVille out for a spin on the highway. Zooming down the fast lane, I noticed a wildly swerving pickup truck gaining on me and honking. I was going 75mph, but it wasn’t fast enough for the Speedy Gonzales about to run me off the road so I switched lanes to let the driver pass.
When I glanced over to check out the crazy person, the exact image you see above is what I saw. An angry diabolical …
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Filed under: Celebrity Fragrances
The other day while walking down the aisles of Walgreens, I was stopped in my tracks after spotting a sexy Spaniard gazing intently into my eyes. As I approached the dark stranger, I realized it was none other than Antonio Banderas beckoning me with his outstretched hand. I walked, nay, I floated toward him as his laser beam of seduction pulled me closer toward his smoldering eyes.
No! No it can’t be! It’s not the real Antonio Banderas, it’s a cardboard cutout - and it’s attempting to seduce me into buying cheap …
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Filed under: Headline of the Day
Ladies, it’s time to heed the newest trend in keeping your man - simply park yourself on his toilet and refuse to leave for 2 years. He’ll admire your tenacity and persistence while marveling over the way the smooth skin of your behind begins to grow over the smooth porcelain of his toilet - sexy. If you’re lucky, a sheriff named Mr. Whipple will come to your rescue. Who’s been squeezing the Charmin?
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Filed under: Babies, Featured, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez Art
PHOTO EXCLUSIVE: J.Lo & Newborn Twins!
(Oh, and Marc, too. )
Magazine cover by 14
Written by Candy Kirby
Max and Emme are ready for their six-million-dollar close-up: We have your first look at Jennifer Lopez and her bundles of joy.
Remove your shoes, put on a surgical mask, and go inside their home as the 38-year-old star and husband Marc Anthony, 39, talk about parenthood and break out their finest bling for an exclusive family photo album. Plus Lopez opens up about her sleepless nights waiting for the wet nurse …
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Filed under: Fashion
It’s a fact many human beings exhibit the traits of herd mentality, a term used to describe how people tend to adopt the behaviors and trends of their peers instead of thinking for themselves. The Daily Mail featured a story today that helps illustrate this phenomenon. It seems the latest celebrity must-have accessory is a pair of blue sunglasses and everyone is wearing them. What, you don’t have your pair yet? No worries, I’m …
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Filed under: Rock Stars
A recent editorial illustration I did for the Metro Pulse has made an appearance on Kid Rock’s official website. Oh dear, I hope he doesn’t stumble out of a Waffle House and come looking for me. Medium: graphite, digital color.
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Filed under: Tabloid Comics, Tabloid Tactics
If tabloids changed their glossy full-color format into black and white cartoons complete with hand-drawn line art and conversation bubbles, they’d make entertaining comic books. No need to make up strange stories or create bizarre characters - it’s all right there in glorious full color. This particular comic comes straight from the cover of a recent tabloid staple: the twice yearly Best and Worst Celebrity Bodies feature. You’ve seen them in grocery stores - images of the rich and infamous splashed across the cover, cottage cheese thighs peaking from under skirts, flabby bits dangling from skimpy bikinis, plastic surgery nightmares exposed…and then one or two photos of a perfectly taut and tanned body (usually a 21 year old starlet). This is first of a series of reality comics based on tabloid “reporting” and you’ll see many more coming soon. Medium: Scrawls scanned out of sketchbook, digital color. View a select panel in more detail after the jump.
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