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Filed under: Paris Hilton Art, Sketchbook Chronicles
US Weekly recently published the results of a poll asking readers if they’d want to be Paris Hilton’s friend and sadly, 93% said no. I felt prompted to do a quick sketch of the poll with the intent of later turning it into a huge grotesque painting.
What I’d really like to know is if anyone is planning on wearing Paris’ new clothing line featuring her name and image prominently displayed across flimsy t-shirts and cheapo handbags. Do tell. Medium: Gouache in sketchbook.
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Filed under: Uncategorized
Photographer Jonathan Haeber was granted access inside an empty Neverland Ranch at night and was able to capture some amazingly creepy carnival-like images. I would have been looking over my shoulder for murderous clowns and flesh-eating zombie children, but Jonathan bravely snapped several gorgeous photos and writes compassionately about the experience. See more Neverland Ranch at Night images on Jonathan’s blog and also on Flickr.
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Filed under: Anthropology Notes
Fig. 1 - Cihongo masks are created by the skilled carvers of the Chockwe people in Africa and were originally worn as symbols of wealth and power.
Fig. 2 - Mahakala masks feature five skulls to signify victory over the five emotional obscurations and are used to defeat evil spirits.
Fig. 3 - Tengu masks represent some of the oldest mythological dieties in Japan. Their long noses are phallic symbols indicative of fertility and good harvest.
Fig. 4 - Anthropologists consider the Lil’ Kim mask to be the strangest and most unusual of all the world masks. …
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Filed under: Daily Drivel
Puppies and kittens are such shameless drunks. [BWE]
Jennifer Aniston’s face sells magazines, but what would happen if her arse started gracing the covers? ChaCHING! [Celebrity Dirt]
What happens when Hollywood celebrities sign on to star in Japanese commercials? Hilarity! [Meth Minute]
The dollar continues its catastrophic decline, but news of Nicole being mad at Paris completely candy coats the pain. [Celebrity Smack]
Cougar sex in the city - yikes! SFW, but beware ye the enticing link to the scandalous and shocking photo. [Gabby Babble]
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Filed under: Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies
Ryan Seacrest as accurately described by Michael K over at Dlisted.
Ryan Seacrest photoshopped to the point of not even looking like Ryan Seacrest.
Ryan Seacrest in candid photo without the aid of photoshop, but with plenty of heavy foundation and mascara.
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Filed under: Holiday Tributes
Today’s Page Six reports that leprechaun-like David Caruso’s ego has grown as big as the ratings for his hit CBS show, “CSI: Miami.” According to reports on Defamer, Caruso takes his trademark pulling off of his sunglassses very, very seriously and has been known to demand multiple takes until he gets it just right. It’s also been alleged that flame-haired Caruso rewrites the scripts, hacks up loogies (!) on the floor, cusses in front of children and is a big bully who blames everyone but himself for …
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Filed under: Bunky
Bunky accompanied Paris Hilton to the press event announcing her new MTV reality show, I Wanna Be Paris’ New Best Friend. Fueled with reckless audacity after guzzling an entire bottle of Grey Goose, Bunky reached out and grabbed Paris’ chest as she posed for the cameras - and she did nothing to stop him.
Since then, Bunky has been jumping off the office walls in excitement, a perma-grin firmly attached to his face. He keeps mumbling about how “love is in the air” while carrying around and gazing at his …
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