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Filed under: Media, Signs of Apocalypse
New York Times critic Gina Bellafante reviewed “The Hills” yesterday and called Heidi Montag a “feminist hero” because Heidi focuses more on her career and stands up to that bubble-headed dolt she’s dating. I can’t really comment on the feminist perspectives explored in “The Hills” because I only watched it once and the only thing I came away with was that the girls say “like” a lot and their voices sounded like ducks quacking. Oh yeah, and I was bored senseless.
Looking for some feminist reaction, I stumbled onto Feministing.org …
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Filed under: Desperate Clowns, Media
Tumbling into the chasms left behind by Paris Hilton’s footprints, Ryan Seacrest is the newest “professional personality” with ambitions to dominate the world with his brand. Even though the name “Seacrest” sounds like a “waterfront retirement village”, the brand name still manages to be paid an estimated $12.5 million to host Idol, was given a three-year $21 million deal with E! Network to cover red carpet events, has been included in People Magazine’s “100 Most Beautiful Frogs People”, and was declared the new King of All Media by Details magazine. Whew!
You know there’s …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Holiday Tributes
Candy, Bunky and 14 would like to wish our readers a very peaceful Easter. If you don’t celebrate Easter, then we wish you a very peaceful Sunday.
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Filed under: Holiday Tributes, Sexy Time
Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Davis and Gene Simmons aren’t the only ones battling sex tape rumors. Now one UK newspaper reports an anonymous tipper has sent them a shocking sex tape starring none other than the Easter Bunny.
According to the UK Daily Nova, the grainy cell phone video shows what appears to be an outdoor tryst between the Easter Bunny and an unknown woman, but claims have not yet been verified. When asked for comment, the Easter Bunny’s publicist, Leslie Zloane Selnick called the tape a “mean-spirited hoax …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Holiday Tributes
Well, look who just hopped up with an Easter basket full of heavy makeup - it’s Miley Cyrus! Medium: Ink on paper, digital color.
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Holiday Tributes
The first in my series of Celebrities Who Look Like The Easter Bunny features Val Kilmer along with his little colored mini-me eggs. Medium: graphite on paper, ink, digital color.
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Filed under: Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies
Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortez have joined forces with Nightmare on Elm Street’s Robert Englund in a new movie project called Zombie Strippers. As you can imagine, Jenna plays a lusty blood-thirsty stripper with a taste for human flesh. Hmmm, not much an acting stretch - it’s not the first time we’ve seen that duck bill of hers gnawing on flesh and bone.
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