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Filed under: Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie O’Donnell says she’s way more disturbed and mentally ill than Britney Spears and therefore, she ought to be the unofficial face of mental illness. I thought Rosie’s idea was splendid, so I whipped up the poster for her. Medium: ink on paper, digital color, candy.

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Filed under: Beauty, Featured, Freak Show Posters

Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot them with great regularity as they multiply and invade the tony boutiques and cafes of Beverly Hills and beyond. Medium: acrylic, gouache and quantum entanglement on paper.

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Filed under: Twins

I read Dlisted every morning without fail and often find choice nuggets of artistic inspiration among Michael K’s musings. This morning Sebastian Bach was featured as a “Birthday Slut” and I couldn’t have been the only one who thought he looked eerily similar to Britney Spears.

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Filed under: Media, Political Satire

Disgraced former NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been linked to yet another high-priced call-girl ring, according to an exclusive report by the NY Post. This time, Spitzer is accused of being “personally serviced” by a hard-partying busty blonde from a “rough and tumble trailer park.”

This embarrassing revelation has caused Spitzer’s Downturned Mouth of Shame to become even more pronounced. Soon, his mouth will disappear altogether. Thanks Karin.

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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art, Pop Culture

Toys R Us is selling a line of Runway Magic “fashion fillies” for little girls fascinated with horses and the fashion industry (!) and one of them looks remarkably like Paris Hilton. Okay, I admit I digitally altered the eye to give it more wonk, but get a load of those hooves and blonde extensions. If I’m not mistaken, the shoes and clothing look like they were designed by Paris too. See the original version here. Much thanks to sharp-eyed observer Yvonne for sending this tidbit to us.

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Filed under: Beauty, Celebrity Endorsements, Featured

Those clever Swedes from Ikea have developed the first self-illuminating lamp by harnessing the glare reflected from Renee Zellweger’s cute little shiny face. It’s the perfect choice for those looking to green their home because it uses no electricity. Ikea has named the lamp Floöbjort, which means “endless sun” in Swedish and is an attractive addition to any home.

Inspired by yesterday’s media coverage in which two large UK newspapers pointed out the “shine” on Renee Zellweger’s face. The Daily Mail speculated the …

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Filed under: Guest Artists, Tom Cruise

Our brave pals over at The Fug have found footage of Tom Cruise and John Travolta being abducted and molested by aliens. See it before the Scientologists catch wind of it because they’re not going to like it. Watch it here before it gets yanked. (NSFW).

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