Filed under: Daily Drivel
Candy is currently in Barcelona, where she’s contracted a stomach flu that, well, has made her very acquainted with the bathroom facilities. So here are a few stories in the blogosphere to keep you entertained today while Candy hugs the bathroom floor…
Looks like David Beckham has started a trend: Experts predict that humans are going to fall in love and have sexy time with robots by the year 2050. [Candy]
Papa Joe unsuccessfully peddling Ashlee Simpson’s (nonexistent?) baby pictures for $1 million. But the laughter coming out of the OK! magazine offices? Priceless. [Dlisted]
Sign of the apocalypse: Britney Spears hits the recording studio and gym. [Celebitchy]
Fred Durst is on a highly successful pro-aging regimen. [Celebrity Dirt]
Tori Spelling says she’s a gay icon. Somewhere, Judy Garland is rolling over in her grave. [Gabby Babble]
American Idol update. All I want to know is, did Sanjaya win yet? No? How ’bout Clay Aiken? [popbytes]
Heartwarming family story of the day: Kanye West says he likes big mammary glands because he was breastfed too long. [POTP]
Disney Princes Gone Wild. [Film Experience]
Michelle Rodriguez says people assume she’s a lesbian because she wears jeans a lot. Which is EXACTLY what tipped me off. Well that, and her girlfriend. [Hollywood Offender]
Posted by Candy ♦ April 17, 2008
At 8:10 am MMB said:
Get well Candy–people are battling stomach flu here in Philly too. It’s going around…the world apparently!
April 17, 2008
At 9:21 am Dr. L said:
Tori Spelling has no clue that the gays love her because she looks exactly like a drag queen. Apologies to all the pretty ladies out there. You know who you are; so go work it! (Snaps fingers.)
April 17, 2008
At 10:13 am Annie said:
Barcelona! Is Samantha Brown there with you? She loves Barcelona.
Good luck, Candy. You have my sympathy. I’ve been sick on the French Riviera, myself. There’s nothing you can do but wonder, “Why am I being punished like this?”
April 17, 2008
At 10:16 am mojo jojo said:
Candy, I hope you feel better soon! What am I going to do without your insightful commentary into the lives of mediocre celebrities?
April 17, 2008
At 10:54 am ubee0173 said:
awww, it always sucks when you go somewhere beautiful and only get to take the bathroom tour.. those disney pictures ought to get the vomit outta ya!
April 17, 2008
At 5:59 pm Eize said:
Get well soon, Candy!
Apologies in advance for cluelessness, but what’s the real story behind the robot girl pic?
Tori Spelling SAYS. Did the gay community agree with her?
April 17, 2008
At 6:42 pm midevil said:
Hope you’re feeling better soon!
April 17, 2008
At 9:16 pm Zip said:
You really have to stay away from those foriegn countries??? Barcelona is where ever you make it. Traveling to foriegn countries is simply not worth all the shots you have to get to go to these places, only to be subjected to illness anyway???
Get well, and stay home where it is safe, or safer, I should say!!!
April 17, 2008
At 3:16 am Candy said:
Thanks for the well wishes, everyone! I’m happy to report that I did NOT die, despite my self-prognosis that I only had 1-2 hours to live.
So the gossip and silly news will go on, after all!
xoxo,
Candy
April 18, 2008
At 4:30 am Zip said:
We’re glad that you are doing well!!!
April 18, 2008
At 1:54 pm Jenn F. said:
There’s nothing better than travelling to foreign countries… it helps you gain a much broader perspective on the world, and the experience is priceless.
Enjoy Barcelona, Candy!
April 19, 2008
At 3:52 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Jenn - I nearly sent Zip a tirade, not a polite note like you. Then I realised that the cheeky monkey was probably trying to wind us up as usual. Am I correct Zip?
April 19, 2008
At 12:10 pm Jenn F. said:
Oh come one, Brit Bit… don’t disappoint us…
April 20, 2008
At 5:25 pm Kazelwpu said:
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July 13, 2008
At 3:03 am Kazelrhq said:
Hi webmaster!
July 16, 2008
At 1:19 pm paxil said:
Hi webmaster!
July 21, 2008
At 1:37 pm acomplia said:
Hi webmaster!
July 21, 2008