Filed under: Beauty, Freak Show News
WARNING: There is no safe place to rest your eyes in this post.
WARNING: No, really, I’m serious.
WARNING: Okay, don’t say I didn’t warn you…
[More of British “glamour model” and TV personality, Jodie Marsh]
Posted by Candy1 ♦ April 17, 2008
At 5:44 am Miss Mezza said:
It just don’t get any tackier than this.
Can’t decide what’s worse, the nearly-peeking-out nipples of the totally fake titties, or the fact that you can see the underwires at the cleavage.
Subtle as a sledgehammer, eh?
April 17, 2008
At 5:49 am Aine said:
personally, i liked the ripped up bottom half.
nothin’ says false modesty like fringe!
April 17, 2008
At 6:18 am Peta said:
I suppose this is what is considered sexy these days? I shall pass.
April 17, 2008
At 7:03 am Rich said:
Ah the art of sublety! I like that she’s also standing outside of a TGI Friday’s masters of nuanced flavors that they are. I think this might be some sort of performance art where the woman is the embodiment of a TGI Fridays appetizer ie… there’s no such thing as too much!
April 17, 2008
At 7:42 am midevil said:
Miss Mezza, you is smart. Can I have some of your cheetos? The first thing I thought of when I saw her um, cleavage, was bowling balls falling on my head!
April 17, 2008
At 9:23 am Dr. L said:
Pernicious mid-back pain, much?
Dr. L.
April 17, 2008
At 11:00 am ubee0173 said:
silver tranny ferocia
April 17, 2008
At 11:42 am martini lover said:
you weren’t kidding about the warning.
April 17, 2008
At 12:04 pm Bee Hind said:
Don’t go jogging in that outfit hon.
April 17, 2008
At 3:19 pm Demon kitty said:
This morning I woke up and I found that my ass was missing. After a few moments of bemusement and then a severe anxiety attack, I decided my ass just didn’t walk away and hide by itself. My ass was stolen.
I than began a quest to find my ass. After looking through the garbage, the biohazard waste department of the hospital, sex shops, the organ donation society and the local medical school, I went to Goodwill, the Salvation Army, and all of the local flea markets. I then searched eBay and craigslist only to realize that I was so off and yet sooo close. So after doing an extended google search for “ass” then “ass used as a pair of tits”, I found my ass. My ass has a mystic tan now and a few stencils have been transposed upon it.
I am coming for you Jodie Marsh and it ain’t gonna be pretty.
April 17, 2008
At 3:53 pm Psychochick said:
I am going to say someting nice. She has pretty eyes….I think….Hard to tell
April 17, 2008
At 6:01 pm Miss Mezza said:
Midevil (by the way, i hope you pronounce the ‘evil’ part of your name like Peter Cushing in ’70s Hammer Horrors, ‘Eeeeee-vil’), my cheetos are your cheetos. Anytime!
In that earlier post i was gonna say ‘Jodi Marsh might as well lie naked on a skateboard with her legs spread wwwwwwwww—iiiiiiiiiii—-dddddddd—-eeeeeee and travel around like that coz that’s what she’s saying’ but i felt a bit mean about it. This chick isn’t even thirty. Why do they all end up with that hardened crackwhore skin?
The British would call her a ’slapper’, methinks. But hey, she’s lovin’ the attention.
Teeeheee, nice work, Demon K.
April 17, 2008
At 6:09 pm Eize said:
DK, that’s awful! Call the lawyers! Do you have proof of ass ownership?
April 17, 2008
At 7:04 pm Holy Terror said:
ROTFL @ DK
April 17, 2008
At 8:36 pm Faylinn said:
The partial nipple slip just completes the outfit. The amount of glamor in this photo almost made my head explode. I don’t know what else she could have done/worn. Exposed vagina?
April 17, 2008
At 9:47 pm javelin said:
wow DK you’re a trouper if you can sleep through getting your ass stolen. I wake up at the slightest noise, thinking someone’s coming to kill me. and now I’ll be waking up thinking some bitch is coming to steal my ass.
April 17, 2008
At 4:00 am Solitary Angel said:
Wow–”I’m trailer trash and PROUD of it”. You were right to warn us; my eyes hurt!
April 18, 2008
At 4:04 am Solitary Angel said:
Umm…I meant to say, that PHOTO says to me “I’m trailer trash and PROUD of it”–not that I myself am trailer trash!
April 18, 2008
At 3:28 pm scungilli said:
are we sure this isn’t a transsexual? looks like a man with lots of manufactured roundnesses …
April 18, 2008
At 2:00 pm Jenn F. said:
Ooh yikes. Not a good look. It’s a shame, you know, because aside from the ridiculous bowling-ball boobs, orange spray tan, Sharpie-marker eyebrows, flourescent white teeth, horrible fashion, peroxide hair, nose job… oh… wait. I guess there’s not much left to be pretty, after all that…
April 19, 2008
At 8:53 pm Vern said:
At least, Demon Kitty,
it may be said that you had a cute ass!
April 19, 2008
At 8:54 pm Vern said:
You know,
BEFORE it got stolen!
April 19, 2008
At 12:16 pm Jenn F. said:
Funny how she made herself look more like an ass by trying to put DK’s on her chest.
Kitty, I don’t know if you’re going to want it back now… it’s most likely been spooged all over countless times by balding t.v. execs.
April 20, 2008
At 5:49 pm Demon kitty said:
Thanks Vern! Darlin! Jenn F, you are so right! My former butt crack would have been afflicted with truckloads of spooge.
April 20, 2008