Filed under: Daily Drivel
Live blogging “Talk Sex with Sue Johanson.” Yup, it was a slow night. [Candy]
Check out Scarlett Johansson’s new single, “Anywhere I Lay My Head.” Can’t wait for Alanis Morissette’s response single, “Don’t You Dare Lay Your Head Anywhere on My Ex-Fiance, Bee-yotch.” [Charlie’s]
Judgment call time: America’s Funniest Home Video? Or hilarious anti-smoking ad? [BWE]
Star magazine talks about Tom and Katie’s “trial separation” and “fight for Suri.” Not to mention who gets custody of the haircut. [popbytes]
Break out the Bud Light! A Rock of Love 2 finale recap. [Fatback]
Looks like Susan Sarandon’s son wants to return to breastfeeding. [Celebrity Dirt]
Paris Hilton’s parents give Benji Madden their stamp of approval. Boy, they’re going to be disappointed when they find out he’s not a poodle/schnauzer/cocker spaniel mix. [POTP]
Cameron Diaz’s father dies unexpectedly. R.I.P. [Celebitchy]
Bosom buddies: British “glamour model” Alicia Douvall is going to buy breast implants for her teenage daughter. Awwww… precious! [Celebrity Smack]
Your daily Ashlee Simpson pregnancy rumor update. Why do I feel like we should pull back the curtain to reveal that publicity wizard, Papa Joe, is pulling the media’s strings? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Jennie Garth moving back to Beverly Hills 90210? I’ll never forgive Kelly for stealing Dylan from Brenda. NEVER! [Seriously? OMG!]
Posted by Candy ♦ April 16, 2008
At 10:33 am Dr. L said:
Susan Sarandon’s son looks eerily like her husband, Tim Robbins, so the freudian analogies continue.
April 16, 2008
At 11:10 am MMB said:
I always hated Kelly for stealing Dylan. I loved Brenda.
April 16, 2008
At 1:50 pm Demon kitty said:
I’ll never forget Susan Sarandon in The Hunger. She helped turn me into a fucking dyke. Love ya’ Susan!!!!!
April 16, 2008
At 2:04 pm Dr. L said:
DK- What did Catherine Deneuve turn you into, then? Hmmm?
April 16, 2008
At 2:20 pm Demon kitty said:
She turned me into an obsessive, hormonal, overly amorous, depraved teenager. I am still obsessed with Katherine Deneuve this very day.
April 16, 2008
At 4:14 pm Zip said:
Yeah…when I saw Susan Sarandon in The Hunger and even The Rocky Horror Picture Show, she turned me into fucking Dyke too, and I’m a guy!!! I have been drooling for women ever since!!! Love ya’ Susun!!!!!
And Catherine Deneurve…she turned me into an obsessive, hormonal, overly amorous, depraved teenager. I am still obsessed with Katherine Deneuve this very day.
Wow, I have to smoke a cigarette, and I don’t even smoke!!! I tell ‘ya, we Dykes have to stick together, and again, I’m a guy…but if I was a girl, I’d be the leader od Dykes On Bikes right now!!! Sisterhood unite…girl power!!!
Now this might sound like some ill meaning sarcastic joke, but I’m not kinding, there is no joke here to be had. I mean every word of what I’m saying. Rosie O’Donnell and Melissa Etheridge ain’t got nothing on me…I’m the number one Dyke in the world, and once again, to my dismay, I’m a guy!!! And to anybody out who would try to dismiss my right to be a Dyke…I only have one thing to say…”My clit is bigger than yours–so there!!!”
April 16, 2008
At 4:36 pm Zip said:
Amended: If I’m Going To Post this stuff, Then Dammit, I Am Going To Get It Right!!!-Signed, Zip, The Number One Dyke…And I’m A Guy!!!
Yeah…when I saw Susan Sarandon in The Hunger and even The Rocky Horror Picture Show, she turned me into fucking Dyke too, and I’m a guy!!! I have been drooling for women ever since!!! Love ya’ Susan!!!!!
And Catherine Deneurve…she turned me into an obsessive, hormonal, overly amorous, depraved teenager. I am still obsessed with Katherine Deneuve this very day.
Wow, I have to smoke a cigarette, and I don’t even smoke!!! I tell ‘ya, we Dykes have to stick together, and again, I’m a guy…but if I was a girl, I’d be the leader of Dykes On Bikes right now!!! Sisterhood unite…Girl Power!!!
Now this might sound like some ill meaning sarcastic joke, but I’m not kidding, there is no joke to be had here. I mean every word of what I’m saying. Rosie O’Donnell and Melissa Etheridge ain’t got nothing on me…I’m the number one Dyke in the world, and once again, to my dismay, I’m a guy!!! And to anybody out there who would try to dismiss my right to be a Dyke…I only have one thing to say…”My clit is bigger than yours–so there!!!”
April 16, 2008
At 6:08 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Zip: Is your clit bigger than Chyna’s though? That is the accepted benchmark of clit size.
April 16, 2008
At 9:21 pm Zip said:
Well, British Bitch, I have to admit, it’s almosty as big as Chyna’s…but it’s a close second!!! No Matter, I’m still Boss Dyke!!!
April 16, 2008
At 9:24 pm Zip said:
PS-And remember, us girls have to stick together, even though I’m a guy!!! I can lick it better than Rosie, and that’s all that counts!!!
April 16, 2008
At 10:16 pm javelin said:
now I can’t wait to go rent The Hunger and see if it turns me into a dyke.
April 16, 2008
At 10:43 pm Zip said:
There is this one scene in The Hunger!!! It’ll turn you into a Dyke…I guarantee it!!!
April 16, 2008
At 9:15 am Peta said:
“Star magazine talks about Tom and Katie’s “trial separation” and “fight for Suri.”
HA! Suuuuuuuure.
April 17, 2008