Filed under: Bai Ling Pearl of Wisdom
We all need guidance in our life sometimes. We may seek it from friends, family, therapists, a higher being — and yet, the most powerful insight often comes from an unexpected source: Bai Ling. Which is why we’ve launched a column with pearls of wisdom from her blog.
An excerpt from yesterday’s entry titled, “My new dragen totoo“…
I don’t like the cold at all, would rather be burned in the sun and heat and eat red hot pot, in my home town in the hot summer in the middle of the night, other actors would knock my door and we go out on the streets eat the red fire hot spicy hot pot burning in front of you, just one second no matter what kind of thing you put in it, it just burns and you just eat it, so good, you nose you ear you mouth you ass all running like crazy as you were hopelessly but crying for happiness, but that’s the best drug you can have made in nature and made in China, yes!*
*Also nominated for Run-On Sentence of the Year
Posted by Candy ♦ April 16, 2008
At 1:34 am javelin said:
hmmm. she wants her mouth and ass to burn like fire ? has she tried sleeping with miss Wonky’s exes?
April 16, 2008
At 1:50 am Eize said:
JEEZ, somebody send this girl to Kumon!
April 16, 2008
At 7:19 am Erick said:
Runny ass? ugh, if I had a nickel…
April 16, 2008
At 10:15 am Claire said:
Positively Faulkner-esque!
April 16, 2008
At 10:28 am Dr. L said:
The next line is even better:
“The red hot pot that is, so spicy! it just like your crazy lover who bits you when your want his or her lips to kiss……”
Oh! Wait a minute! His or her lips? Bai ling is BI?
I get it! Bai (BI) ling!
How clever of her!
April 16, 2008
At 1:57 pm Demon kitty said:
Yep, Bai is bi. She claims to have an unrealized stormy sexual connection with Angelina Jolie.
I kind of like Bai though. I saw her in an asian horror movie where she makes dumplings out of dead babies so she can be young forever. She dresses like a half naked freak, but Bai is interesting.
April 16, 2008
At 2:08 pm Dr. L said:
“An unrealized stormy sexual connection with Angelina Jolie.” Sounds like a girls cage match made in heaven.
April 16, 2008
At 3:12 pm librarian kathleen said:
There is nothing on the whole, wild, wonderful World Wide Web that is quite like Bai Ling. Whoa.
April 16, 2008
At 5:52 pm midevil said:
runny ass come from stop eating opium–best natural drug china grow yes.
April 16, 2008
At 6:13 am Miss Mezza said:
I’m with Demon K. There is something endearing about Bai Ling. I like the fact that she is what she is. She doesn’t even pretend to be sane. I find her far more interesting than the homogenised Ashleys, Mary Kates and Angelinas of this world. She’s an individual, all right.
There is a strange ….er… poetry … or something…. to Bai Ling’s writing, that i quite like, too. The stuff about her friends knocking on her door and hot weather hot food, tears of joy blah blah blah. You can picture the little cafe in the middle of the night…. she’s enthusiastic and she enjoys simple pleasures, so power to her, i say.
April 17, 2008
At 7:27 am Rich said:
this makes her bai ling(ual) I guess. Isn’t today bad pun day?
April 17, 2008
At 11:13 pm ray pieri said:
Jealousy will get you twits nowhere. After all you morons think elvis was talanted. EXPLAIN THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 27, 2008