Filed under: Daily Drivel
And now this word from the Sex and the City ladies. [Candy]
Baby got bucks: Forbes lists the most expensive celebrity baby photos. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Former cult spokesperson says Scientology is a “destructive rip-off.” Well, we know what he’s having for dinner tonight: boiled rabbit! [Celebitchy]
Rob Lowe’s former nanny accuses him of exposing himself to her. Hey, we all say “hi” in different ways. [Celebrity Smack]
Paris Hilton says Kim Kardashian’s derriere looks like “cottage cheese inside a trashbag.” So sweet! In response, Kim should say, “Paris’ vagina looks like year-old leftovers at Joe’s Crab Shack.” [Gabby Babble]
Pete Wentz denies pregnancy rumors. That’s right, folks — Pete is NOT pregnant. [POTP]
Looks like Jennifer Lopez is already back to her slim self. Inevitable People cover: “HOW SHE LOST THE BABY WEIGHT!” Which I will totally buy, of course. [popbytes]
Talk about Mad TV: Britney Spears reportedly kept a video diary of the past six months. [Dlisted]
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are reunited, and it feels so good. And now Candy will have this song stuck in her head. [Lainey]
Posted by Candy ♦ April 15, 2008
At 4:36 pm Demon kitty said:
Every time I look at Kristin Davis, I will never forget that cheerleader happy nanny wifey,- your such a good boy!!!!!!!!!! smile she had as she was about to take that hairy beer bellied guy’s cock in her mouth.
Why can’t a meteor just come out of the sky and hit Paris Hilton.
April 15, 2008
At 8:01 pm Eize said:
And I would say “Paris Hilton is a stick with crabs.”
April 15, 2008
At 10:02 pm that_girl said:
If I were Kim, I’d say “Paris is an ugly whore with a bird nose and a wonk eye. Who’d wanna look like that?”
April 15, 2008
At 6:30 am Peta said:
I’ve seen enough photos of Paris’ own derrière for me to comfortably say that she ought to keep her mouth shut. At least Kim has an ass.
April 17, 2008