Filed under: Beauty, Paris Hilton, Pop Quizzes
The most awesome part about Paris Hilton’s fake hair, “The Bandit,” is:
1) It’s got the same name as a dog with its own MySpace page;
2) Free crabs with each purchase!;
3) “Every Time” is spelled incorrectly;
4) Raquel Welch is gonna have to bust a cap in Paris’ ass now;
5) None of the above. The most awesome part is ____________.
P.S. — 14 is on vay-cay and I’m currently in Barcelona (quite the European traveler these days!), which is why we’re updating less frequently. I know… excuses, excuses!
P.P.S. — I actually don’t have a P.P.S., but I enjoy writing it because it reminds me of junior high, big hair, bad braces and note-passing in Algebra class.
Posted by Candy ♦ April 14, 2008
At 10:32 am Dr. L said:
Does that package say 6″ of hair, or 6′ of hair? 6′ of hair would be pretty trippy…
April 14, 2008
At 1:14 pm javelin said:
P.P.P.S. Did you get the *supplies* for friday night? I can’t wait, I hope ___ is coming.
hehe good times.
April 14, 2008
At 6:54 pm Claire said:
The most awesome part is that they used a picture of Paris with SHORT HAIR on the packaging for her hair extensions.
April 14, 2008
At 9:36 pm Peta said:
Wow. Grandpappy Hilton’s disinheritance must be hurting more than she originally let on.
April 14, 2008
At 9:51 pm mojo jojo said:
@ Claire: and that she’s not wearing extensions either. Way to promote your own product, Paris!
Seriously. It looks like something I would find in Chinatown for $5.
April 14, 2008
At 7:09 am Erick said:
Haha…. “pee pee.”
April 15, 2008
At 1:02 pm Bee Hind said:
Is there nothing that girl wouldn’t shill?
April 15, 2008
At 5:14 pm Lace Wig said:
no one should buy this synthetic nylon crap
get a human hair lace wig like beyonce or tyra banks
July 7, 2008