Filed under: Weekend Drivel
Finding the silver lining in spam — by illustrating it. [GOTA]
Sidekick drama: Listen as Artie Lange quits Howard Stern. [Celebrity Smack]
Indiana Jones on daddy duty. Only instead of being pitted against the Nazis, he’s pitted against the paparazzi. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Good-bye, world — hello, kitty! The Hello Kitty tombstone. [Candy]
Kathy Griffin on the town with Adnan Ghalib, making me long for the return of My Life on the D-List even more. [Celebitchy]
Britney Spears is morphing into Lindsay Lohan. Which is better than the Cheeto she previously resembled. [popbytes]
Mischa Barton in a bikini, looking healthier these days (as are other starlets). Inevitable tabloid headline: “IS YOUNG HOLLYWOOD GETTING FAT?” [POTP]
Auf Wiedersehen, Nina Garcia –Elle fires Project Runway’s Nina. [Gabby Babble]
Posted by Candy ♦ April 12, 2008
At 1:16 pm It’s British Bitch said:
14: Thank you for introducing me to Fresh Spam, what a great concept and I just love the whimsical style. I’m adding her to my “art” bookmarks folder and I’ll be forwarding the link to friends. In a world where conflict and competition often prevail it is heartening to see the way artists support each other
April 12, 2008
At 1:35 pm Zip said:
Artie is a Homophobe…but whenever he gets drunk, he openly begs gay men to have sex with him. Isn’t it clear to everyone, judging by how he opened this conversation/argument by repeatedly calling Teddy a faggot and what not, that Artie is secretly in love with Teddy and can’t figure out how to express it…so his anger becomes displaced and turns into gay bashing–as that is the only way he can manifest his pent-up and hidden sexual energies and desires for Teddy???
The same chemicals are released in the human body when a person has sex and when a person engages in a violent fight. A scientific evidence has proven that gay bashers are sexually attracted to the targets of their attacks, hence, when they bash their victims, it is a form of, non penetration, vicarious sex. This wasn’t a fight, this was a lovers’ quarrel…only one participant knew it…and the other didn’t!!! Artie, come out of the closet so you can be happy!!!
April 12, 2008
At 1:38 pm Zip said:
Amended:
Artie is a Homophobe…but whenever he gets drunk, he openly begs gay men to have sex with him. Isn’t it clear to everyone, judging by how he opened this conversation/argument by repeatedly calling Teddy a faggot and what not, that Artie is secretly in love with Teddy and can’t figure out how to express it…so his anger becomes displaced and turns into gay bashing–as that is the only way he can manifest his pent-up and hidden sexual energies and desires for Teddy???
The same chemicals are released in the human body when a person has sex and when a person engages in a violent fight. As scientific evidence has proven, gay bashers are sexually attracted to the targets of their attacks, hence, when they bash their victims, it is a form of, non penetration, vicarious sex. This wasn’t a fight, this was a lovers’ quarrel…only one participant knew it…and the other didn’t!!! Artie, come out of the closet so you can be happy!!!
April 12, 2008
At 3:19 pm dv8trix said:
*swoon* Rod Serling! BRILLIANT!!
April 12, 2008
At 4:33 pm Zip said:
Huge Rod can gut and fillet a fish, eviscerating the dream with sudden and impaling regret…a consequence of a wet dream, who’s dreamer dared to dream too big–this, a warning sign, only to be considered, in the aftermath…known as…The Twilight Zone. In other words, playing with Huge Rod can get your ass, torn up!!!
-Rod Serling
April 13, 2008
At 12:48 am January said:
Candy,
I agree, Mischa looks like a really healthy woman in those photos. She looks GREAT! So why would you have a link with such horribly degrading comments about her?
April 14, 2008
At 7:54 am MMB said:
January–I’m not sure you really read the comments. The writer was being sarcastic about her being “fat.”
April 14, 2008
At 9:09 am Dr. L said:
Kathy Griffin being driven around town by Adnan? She must be trying to get off the C+ list she made, by winning an Emmy. Go for it, girl! Adnan is so D-list !
April 14, 2008