Filed under: Who Wore It Best
LEFT: “Glamour model,” Jordan, at a signing event for her new children’s book
RIGHT: Fairytopia Mermaid Barbie chilling at Target until a li’l rugrat buys and abuses her
Posted by Candy1 ♦ April 10, 2008
Posted by Candy1 ♦ April 10, 2008
At 2:07 pm Peta said:
Who on earth is Katie Price?
Any way, I’m voting ‘Neither’ for this one. They both look ridiculous to me; the difference being that one’s made of flesh.
April 10, 2008
At 2:49 pm Rebecca said:
She a British “glamour model” i.e. cheapo playmate that strips in mags. I guess that by popular vote she’s also the embodiment of kitsch and complete lack of taste and brains. That’s why she’s soooo popular ….
April 10, 2008
At 3:07 pm Dr. L said:
“Who whore it best?”
April 10, 2008
At 3:33 pm Lucie_Sky_Diamonds said:
Barbie looks less artifical than, um, “Jordan”, so my vote is for the doll.
April 10, 2008
At 3:39 pm scungilli said:
thank you to peta for introducing “none of the above” … that’s my vote, too …
April 10, 2008
At 4:30 pm javelin said:
I bet after seeing Jordan none of the kids will wish for a real-life barbie again. also that fake hair looks like a mutant virus spreading down her body, like it will turn into a bunch of snakes and squeeze her to death.
April 10, 2008
At 6:11 pm Puppet loves Vern said:
“that fake hair looks like a mutant virus spreading down her body…”
SPOT ON Javelin! Bahhhhhhhh!
April 10, 2008
At 7:09 pm Eize said:
She writes children’s books?
Scratch that—she WRITES?!
April 10, 2008
At 9:09 pm dv8trix said:
Can I reserve judgement until I see John Revolta as Ariel? (see this morning’s dlisted: http://dlisted.com/node/25151)
April 10, 2008
At 9:52 pm CPTWilly said:
Ha ha ha ha ha. Who cares who wins, that’s just hilarious.
Good call Candy!
April 10, 2008
At 6:35 am Miss Mezza said:
Jordan has always been tacky, and would be quite pleased with the Barbie parallel (remember that huge pink ‘Cinderella’ wedding dress she wore?)
She’s a ‘page 3′ girl, so not noted for taste or subtelty, but it seems to me she’s got even worse lately. She’s got that Robbie Williams/Rachel Zoe ‘meth face’ look — is it from ice or peels? Unbelievably, she’s not yet 30.
April 11, 2008
At 4:03 pm lameo said:
You guys are so fucking great at finding comparisons.
April 11, 2008
At 9:44 pm It’s British Bitch said:
DV8TRIX: I think Revolta would make a much prettier mermaid than skanky Jordan. However, she is getting my full vote on this one because she acknowledges that one of her kids has severe autism and does a tremendous amount of work to raise awareness of the condition. Revolta on the other hand is so brainwashed by the $$$cientology cult that he won’t publicly admit that his son has autism because renowned neurologist L Ron Hubbard thought that anyone with such conditions are “debased beings” …
April 11, 2008
At 5:21 am Vern said:
Spot On Brit Bit!
AND Revolta’s an unenvironMENTAL pig whose baby ate a dingo!
April 12, 2008
At 1:26 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Vern: I had a fit of the giggles after reading that, I have my windows open and a neighbour walking past just gave me an odd look.
During the famed “Fat Revolta” time he is rumoured to have devoured a whole pack of dingoes! I hate the way these Scientology dicks have their own Gulfstream jets. They could just be fired out of a cannon if they wanted to get closer to Xenu.
April 12, 2008
At 1:55 pm Vern said:
Forgive me for wallowing:
Or just fired out of Revolta’s ass!
April 12, 2008
At 3:03 pm dv8trix said:
Vern & IBB: I agree, Revolta is a heinous waste of skin! (As are ALL $ciento-weirdos IMHO…they give freaks a bad name!) Jordan’s at least embracing her waste-of-skin-ness (that’s a word, I just made it up!)
April 12, 2008
At 3:38 pm Vern said:
Oh I so agree DV8,
Jordan at least has a sense of humor and doesn’t pretend that she is saving the world, or that anything she does is important! She is just laughing all the way to the bank after writing her books. Not like Mundaina who thinks she is channeling Fitzgerald or Fellini or something.
ps-I love made up words!
April 12, 2008
At 9:41 pm frewt said:
^^^ yeah it always cracks me up when Mads tries so earnestly to convince us she has a brain / talent.
Both those images above are equally disturbing for different reasons. Barbie because she’s a plastic, misproportioned, sexist atavist and Jordan because she’s a ….HANG ON A MINUTE!
April 14, 2008