Filed under: Daily Drivel
You can’t even pay people to be Paris Hilton’s BFF. Huh. People have more sense than I thought. [Celebitchy]
Jessica Alba eats breakfast for two. Glad I’m not the only one. (Hey, that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is addictive!) [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Roseanne talks about her vaginal rejuvenation. Sweet dreams, everyone! [Celebrity Smack]
Britney Spears is slowly pulling herself together, making celebrity bloggers’ jobs much more mundane. Because it’s all about US, after all! [Celebrity Dirt]
Alicia Keys thinks gangsta rap was a ploy by the government to “convince black people to kill each other,” while I think it was a ploy by the fashion industry to sell a lot of tacky necklaces. [POTP]
Courtney Love has a brown-stained finger. File this under: Don’t want to know why. [popbytes]
Clay Aiken leaves his handprint at Planet Hollywood. Well, at least Kelly Ripa knows where that hand has been now. [Gabby Babble]
Posted by Candy ♦ April 10, 2008
At 12:08 am Eize said:
Gangsta rap is also an excuse for Iron Steel to come up with mouthguards for them hoods.
Plus, Paris’ mother questions her feelings for her latest victim–er–beau. So, HAH!
April 11, 2008
At 1:25 am Zip said:
Gangsta Rap isn’t a ploy by the government to get Black People to kill each other???!!! Racism is a engineered ploy by the government to keep all of us, no matter what the color, at each others’ throats so that the human “Powers That Be” can continue to separate and divide us. We kill and blame each other…we kill and blame ourselves–while Dick Cheney, the Bush family, the Clintons and the people who they all work for, people whom are so powerful…we will never hear their names…count the money they steal from all of us via over taxation, a created economic ceiling, astounding medical and pharmaceudical costs, and a lacking educational system which has been rigged to fail!!! And we are too busy in-fighting over staged racism, sexism, ageism, homophobia, classism, terrorism, war, excessive fuel costs, disease, finacial market crashes, and poverty, etc., to see, and fight back…against the true enemy!!!
Gangsta Rap, Death Metal, Satanic Rock Music…are not unlike Horror Movies, Hate Radio, Hate Cable News, The Sopranos, or Porn. They are only side effects of a culture that is socially imploding because the inmates are running the asylum…and no one is stopping them!!! God help the few of us who see it, resist it, and are trying to create a better world!!!
April 11, 2008
At 1:01 pm javelin said:
haha, that looks like a fundraiser flyer for a girl who got her face smashed in a car door. “by donating five dollars you can be her new best friend!”
April 11, 2008
At 3:34 pm Dr. L said:
File under “I don’t want to know, I had to know”:
Roseanne’s vaginal rejuvenation: She says she now has a
“Va-junior.”
Hoo, boy. You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailor park out of the girl.
April 11, 2008
At 4:44 pm ubee0173 said:
one would think roseanne would be a bit more concerned with her outward appearance… va-junior is now on my list of words that make me want to vomit. kurzweils, burgraff and vajunior.
April 11, 2008
At 9:09 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Has Courtney Love’s oddly stained finger been in the vicinity of Roseanne’s Va-Junior? I’m not sure if I want to know the answer to that … In related news Vanilla Ice is changing his stage name to Va Junior.
April 11, 2008
At 9:38 am Demon kitty said:
Ew British Bitch!!! Craig Ferguson almost lost his lunch when she said vaginal rejuve - then I really got amused watching him laugh at her Vajunior joke and “I’m not afraid to use it.” We really need more Craig Ferguson on TV.
Court’s fingers have always been heavily nicotine stained. I’m eating right now, so I don’t want to use my overly visual imagination.
April 12, 2008
At 1:52 pm Vern said:
DK-
Did you ever see Craig Ferguson’s movie where he plays a hairdresser? Can’t remember the name right off-but it was way fun! Teased or something. Ferguson’s got more balls than Jay Leno has chins!
April 12, 2008
At 3:08 pm dv8trix said:
Vern: “The Big Tease”…HIGH-larious!! :))
April 12, 2008
At 3:25 pm Vern said:
DV8-
Thank you for the info! I’m glad you enjoyed it as well!
Tee Hee.
April 12, 2008
At 10:10 pm frewt said:
just testing my new gravatar.
BTW, I’ve never been really sure what BFF stood for: best female friend or best fucking friend. I prefer the latter.
April 14, 2008