And Now This Word from Lionel, Nicole and Sophia Richie…

Filed under: Celebutards, Convos of the Rich & Famous, Nicole Richie

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LIONEL: Look, world! My daughter has cleavage now!

NICOLE: Dad really needs to stop talking about my breasts.

SOPHIA: I’m so happy Nicole had a baby! Now I can wear all her old clothes.

LIONEL: What a rack, huh? Am I right, or am I right?

NICOLE: [SIGHS] At least I’ve finally done something to make him proud.

SOPHIA: Um, what’s a girl gotta do to get some attention ’round here? I should talk to that Jamie Lynn Spears…

More from the ASCAP Pop Awards — or yet another gratuitous awards show — at the Kodak Theatre:

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Posted by Candy1 ♦ April 10, 2008

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3 Responses to “And Now This Word from Lionel, Nicole and Sophia Richie…”

  1. Dr. L

    Sorry, JT just resembles a bad shot of Orlando Bloom in that picture. Same facial deformity. Except JT’s not all moody and depressed like Orlando.

  2. Eize

    Are all of Lionel Richie’s progeny WHITE?

  3. dv8trix

    Eize, Lionel’s second wife, Diana Alexander, was white, so they’re “mixed” if you will…Nicole is actually part Latina (dad was Pete Escovedo, Sheila E.’s brother) who used to tour with Lionel, I believe. (Lionel & 1st wife Brenda adopted her)
    Candy, funny stuff! (Probably close to the mark, too LOL!)

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