Filed under: Daily Drivel
R.I.P. Tyra’s Weave. [Jezebel]
Jennifer Lopez plans to lose baby weight with daily three-hour workouts. What a coincidence — I plan to lose my Girl Scout cookie weight with an annual three-hour workout! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Joan Rivers is no fan of Posh, of facial movement. [Celebrity Smack]
Gwyneth Paltrow says paparazzi drove Britney Spears insane. Well, that, and her bipolar disorder. [Celebitchy]
Biological father and daughter marry, have baby together. And, no, their last name is not Simpson. [Fatback]
Paris Hilton blogs about her “love” for Benji Madden. Really, they’ll let anyone blog these days. (Hey, no comments from the peanut gallery!) [POTP]
Johnny Depp wedding rumor #734. [Celebrity Dirt]
Renee Zellweger and George Clooney look as natural in this photoshoot as Heidi Montag at a Mensa convention. [Lainey]
Another douche-off. [Giggle Sugar]
Eight sex myths you should not believe. [CK]
Star explores actresses’ “BODY AFTER BABY! Best New Bumps - Inside.” Great, now they’re even rating bumps. [popbytes]
Posted by Candy ♦ April 9, 2008
At 5:38 pm Puppet “I’ll CUT JLo” McGee said:
3-hour work outs? Must be nice not to have to care for your newborn twins. Biotch.
Actually, I’d give anything to have my twins to care for. To me, she’s a bigger selfish bitch than ever!!!
April 9, 2008
At 5:45 pm martini lover said:
i’m not a huge j.lo fan, but i don’t see why it’s so terrible to let the dad or nanny watch the kids for a couple hours a day. she probably has a gym at her house so she’s always nearby anyway. she’s lucky to have the help and amenities, but i don’t see how she’s selfish.
April 9, 2008
At 5:51 pm Eize said:
Three-hour workouts a day? Makes me wonder why rich people are able to afford to lose weight.
*pats middle-class chubby tummy*
And the father/daughter thing? The willies! EEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!
April 9, 2008
At 1:07 am stell said:
Did Paris really write her shoe line was a *huge* success? Is she making fun of herself?
April 10, 2008
At 5:27 am midevil said:
3 hour workouts smack of obsession. Girl ain’t healthy of mind. I think it’s great she can afford a nanny to give off a break from the spawns–however, I think she has a nanny for most of the time. So, maybe, she should do right by the kidlets and send them off to boarding school ASAP.
April 10, 2008
At 8:08 am Puppet “I’ll CUT JLo” McGee said:
Thank you Midevil, that’s what I was trying to say. We already know the nannies are these childrens’ primary caregivers and then hearing the 3hr workout business (’cause everything we read is true!) just chapped my puppet hide.
April 10, 2008
At 9:44 am ubee0173 said:
ew.ew.ew.ew.ew.ew.
at least she didnt have her children with her biological-freakin-father!!
again… ew.
April 10, 2008
At 2:29 pm Vern said:
I have to confess I love the Multi-PUPPET-Personalities! Especially the Bad Ass MoFo ones!
April 10, 2008
At 6:09 pm Puppet loves Vern said:
You kill me too Vern! Good group of peeps in these here parts. Oops, apparently I’m country Puppet tonight.
April 10, 2008
At 12:24 am It’s British Bitch said:
UBEE0173: Actually she has a baby with her father. They also had another kid that died when just a few days old due to congestive heart failure = nature’s way of telling you that it’s best to mix the gene pool up a little. Just be grateful it wasn’t in New Zealand or a wombat would have been involved
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/27/wwombat127.xml
April 11, 2008
At 4:34 am Vern said:
I dunno Brit Bit,
I saw the pics, are you sure a wombat WASN’T involved?
April 11, 2008
At 9:50 am It’s British Bitch said:
Vern: Several Wombats, a Tasmanian Devil, two Wallabies and a duck-billed platypus were involved by the looks of things.
*No animals were harmed during filming* ewwwww!!
April 11, 2008
At 9:56 am It’s British Bitch said:
Fortunately no dingoes were involved though - they tend to eat babies, ask Meryl Streep.
April 11, 2008
At 10:05 am Vern said:
Snortle, Giggle, Snerk,
Why yes, Brit Bit,
Dingos Bad!
April 11, 2008
At 8:19 pm It’s British Bitch said:
After another (incredulous) look at the chubby parents I reckon that in this case it would be “a baby ate my dingo”. Snigger.
This story has also reminded me of a funny British acronym “NFN” - “Normal for Norfolk” describing the tight gene pool of this rural county.
April 11, 2008
At 5:11 am Vern said:
*smacks head from falling on ground laughing*
“A baby ate my dingo”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*NFN”!!!!!!!!!!
*catches breath*
*piddles a little*
inspires curious stares while giggling helplessly all day.
April 12, 2008