Filed under: Daily Drivel
Back to being the friendly skies: British Airways bans Naomi Campbell. [Dlisted]
Pictures of Angelina Jolie in Washington, D.C., where she attended the Council of Foreign Relations’ “Iraq, Education, and Children of Conflict” forum. Meanwhile, I… took the rotting salmon out of my fridge. I’d say we had equally productive days! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
What a coincidence: Lauren Conrad’s tongue looks like my rotting salmon. [popbytes]
Salma Hayek says it’s a lie that mothers lose weight from breastfeeding, while millions of men await the chance to help her disprove that theory. [Celebitchy]
Apparently, online prostitution is legal. [Celebrity Smack]
Spot the TMZ headline! Shockingly, no “ding dang” or “borefriend” in sight. [BWE]
Fergie looks hot, airbrushed in Glamour magazine. [POTP]
Chace Crawford moves on with Michelle Trachtenberg. In response to this tidbit, 99.9% of the world asked, “Who and huh?” [Gabby Babble]
Trouble for Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds? Oh, what a pity. Guess I’ll have to offer Ryan a place in my bed, er… I mean, a shoulder to lean on. In my bed. [Ayyyy!]
Posted by Candy ♦ April 8, 2008
At 8:34 pm Miss Mezza said:
Yeah well Lauren Conrad might have a green tongue, but at least you can say, ‘OK, so she ate a lime lollypop. Woopee Doooooo.’
On the other hand, I saw a picture of Miley Cyrus fully sticking out her tongue the other day, and it was white. Disssssssss-gusting! She’d either just had a milkshake or she had a yeast infection. Yuck to the power of gross whichever way you cut it. You’d think she’d check it in a mirror before putting it on display and make us all reach for a bucket.
By the way, i care nothing for these foolish young whipper-snappers and i am deeply disappointed in myself for allowing my brain to atropy in the contemptation of them.
April 8, 2008
At 8:51 pm Demon kitty said:
Please let the forces of nature, Buddha, Allah, Jesus, and the great goddess drag queen in the sky come together and get Naomi Campbell’s fucking psycho ass in jail … puhleeeeez!!!!!!!
Oh Ms. Mezza - the yeast infection in the mouth = thrush. I have seen people with a bad case of it. A frightful, frightful case of it.
April 8, 2008
At 9:43 pm Eize said:
I saw those airbrushed Fergie photos. She started looking like Ellen Pompeo in those shots. I wondered if the Photoshop artists were getting desperate…
April 8, 2008
At 5:48 am Vern said:
Oh Demon Kitty-
“great goddess drag queen” I’m in love with that image!
April 9, 2008