Filed under: Dumb Clowns, Paris Hilton
Our most embarrassing export since David Hasselhoff, Paris Hilton, reportedly kept the locals amused during her recent visit to South Africa, where she accompanied her boyfriend du jour, Benji Madden.
The couple was in town for the My Coke Fest music event, which sounds like it would be popular with musicians such as Amy Winehouse and the recently jailed Pete Doherty.
A hotel spy revealed:
“Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?’”
According to Circus Hour sources, the locals responded, “Um, if it had any sense, it would most certainly run away from you.”
Posted by Candy1 ♦ April 8, 2008
At 10:57 am Bunky said:
Paris can do whatever she like with Bunky for free.
April 8, 2008
At 10:59 am bluehawaii said:
These Madden boys are strictly from Huuu…uuunger. Gotta be starving to want them… (Not like they’re George or anything).
April 8, 2008
At 11:21 am PoorBritney.com said:
Bunky needs to realize Paris is no good for him!
April 8, 2008
At 11:27 am CPTWilly said:
Bunky, Paris would be OK for you if she ONLY had fleas. It’s the other suprise gifts you don’t want.
April 8, 2008
At 11:31 am martini lover said:
hilarious, cptwilly.
just what her dogs need-a cheetah thrown into the cage with them.
April 8, 2008
At 12:05 pm Bee Hind said:
Two words:
Dumb bunny.
April 8, 2008
At 12:11 pm scungilli said:
looks like she’s heimliching that bear to death …
April 8, 2008
At 12:17 pm javelin said:
they should’ve been like, “Who knows, Paris, why don’t you go pet the cheetah and see if it likes you? maybe stick one of the babies in your backpack? here, put this sausage in your pocket for good luck.”
seriously, locals– it’s worth a try.
April 8, 2008
At 12:25 pm Dr. L said:
So now Paris likes pussy? Just say no, kids.
April 8, 2008
At 2:23 pm Demon kitty said:
I don’t want Paris on my fucking team. It was horrifying enough seeing her at the Lword premier party hanging all over Kate Moennig. What the fuck? Kate, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?????? The rumor of her being on the Lword????? Shudder.
Maybe she will vanish into the Bush and never be heard from again. How many animals have suffered because of this bitch?
April 8, 2008
At 3:02 pm librarian kathleen said:
When will we be free of these trust fund nobodies who are famous for being famous?
Really, it’s great fun to lampoon Hollywood folks, but at least most of them work for a living, whatever else they do to get publicity. Most of them have come from nowhere and nothing, and have gone from bit actors to whatever they are now. And they continue to work for a living. Because they have to.
Paris and Nicole and all that rich parent trash: exactly what have they ever contributed, other than gossip fodder?
Hey, I’m just askin’.
April 8, 2008
At 3:04 pm Vern said:
Well, we all know she can SELL Pussy.
April 8, 2008
At 3:07 pm Rebecca said:
Sth about her (her face - the expression) reminds me of George Hamilton…. wierd
April 8, 2008
At 12:49 am Eize said:
You say stupidity, Paris sees a solution that will solve her problem of owning too many pooches.
April 9, 2008
At 9:56 am MMB said:
Does no one else see the humor in an event involving Paris that is called “My Coke Fest”???? They shoulda had lohan there too. Paris probably thought this WAS a party at Lohan’s.
April 9, 2008
At 9:56 am MMB said:
Does no one else see the humor in an event involving Paris that is called “My Coke Fest”???? They shoulda had lohan there too. Paris probably thought this WAS a party at Lohan’s.
April 9, 2008