Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Rachael Ray
“I should’ve put some EVOO on my breasts to make them look extra yum-o!”
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Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 2:18 am Eize said:
Dear God, that cleavage can’t be natural!
April 8, 2008
At 5:02 am Miss Mezza said:
I agree, Eize. Sitting a bit high, ain’t they?
April 8, 2008
At 5:54 am Dr. L said:
Botox for eyebrows.
She has a high, barrel chest. And airbrushed cleavage.
April 8, 2008
At 5:55 am Dr. L said:
Sweetie never minds looking filthy.
April 8, 2008
At 6:11 am Vern said:
ok, I get my fashion tips from brittany, so you can’t generally go by me, but, even I know not to wear sleeves that accentuate one’s linebacker shoulders.
April 8, 2008
At 6:20 am Demon kitty said:
You know the fucking world is coming to an end when Rachael Ray has her own brand of olive oil called EVVO and she is writing a book called YUMMO!!!
Check it out here:
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Yum-o/Rachael-Ray/e/9780307407269/?delay=y&PV=y&cds2Pid=18016&linkid=1147998
They did a parody of her on the big gay sketch show. I really hope they do a parody where she is giving a guy head and after he shoot is load, she yells, Yum-o!!!! I think that would be appropriate.
April 8, 2008
At 8:15 am Dr. L said:
Someone has done a hilarious video of RR teaching a sex education class. I couldn’t find it again, but you can check out the snark level on RRsux.com.
April 8, 2008
At 8:35 am It’s British Bitch said:
DK: OMG that’s filthy and funny, I like!
Vern: Actually the English men’s rugby team are looking to sign her up - with those shoulders she’d be a fine addition to the defensive line despite the fact that rugby players do not wear helmets or padding. She can do the yum-o!!!! bit in the communal showers afterwards.
The hubby looks even more like a callow knave than usual.
April 8, 2008
At 9:09 am PoorBritney.com said:
Oh my Vern, too funny.
April 8, 2008
At 9:44 am BV said:
Don’t people believe in cami’s anymore?
April 8, 2008
At 11:00 am Bunky said:
Bunky like little melons.
April 8, 2008
At 11:01 am bluehawaii said:
hideous cleavage.
i’d rather wear a tent than look like this
April 8, 2008
At 11:27 am Erick said:
Aww, Rachel let her niblets show! Thank God she’s not wearing her mom jeans for once.
April 8, 2008
At 11:31 am CPTWilly said:
Anyone saw where she left her bra?
April 8, 2008
At 11:33 am martini lover said:
i think she put her dress on backwards.
April 8, 2008
At 12:29 pm javelin said:
haha ewww, I bet she has a recipe for yummo jizz on cheetos
April 8, 2008
At 2:29 pm Demon kitty said:
I have heard rumors about her having had her tits done up or stuffed.
Kisses British Bitch! Why do a get a sneaking suspicion the English Rugby team wouldn’t want her in the communal shower? However, with that wide ass mouth of hers, she could probably tea bag the entire team. Maybe she would yell, “eye ball it boys!!!!” Before they did that rugby huddle around her and gave her the family jewels of the sea.
April 8, 2008
At 2:54 pm Demon kitty said:
Oh sweet Jesus, Mother of God! Look at her tits in this other picture on http://www.perezhilton.com/.
They lifted her tits to kingdom come.
April 8, 2008
At 3:10 pm Rebecca said:
Wtf? The top of her chest… Did someone..? No, I don’t want to know.
April 8, 2008
At 3:10 pm librarian kathleen said:
Poor little RR, trying so hard to emulate Beyonce.
April 8, 2008
At 9:39 pm deanna said:
There are just some dresses that should be worn backwards.
April 8, 2008
At 11:37 pm It’s British Bitch said:
It’s also best not to tuck your huge pendulous tits under your armpits and then duct tape them in place. NASTY.
April 9, 2008
At 5:05 am Thorne Smith said:
Those sorry knockers seem to migrating to either side of her chest– similar to Tori Spelling’s eyes to the sides of her head.
April 10, 2008