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Either that, or the Botox has gone to THEIR brain, too. Behold the latest slogan for Botox™®©:

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Celebrity photo added by Candy for her own simple-minded amusement

Um, okay. Freedom of expression? Or Freedom FROM expression?

Here are some taglines that seem more fitting:

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Posted by Candy ♦ April 7, 2008

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12 Responses to “The Makers of Botox Have a Warped Sense of Humor”

  1. I know, right!? I’ve seen those commercials on tv– “freedom to express yourself”–wtf, it paralyzes your muscles! all you express is your fear of aging.

  2. martini lover

    worst ad campaign ever.

  3. Vern

    when did Robert Downey Jr. get so old?

  4. The Hollywood youth factory is turning people into drones. How can they ACT w/out use of their face muscles!

    Would love to see the beauty ideal shift in favor of what’s natural.

    P.S. Paul Newman is still my….wet dream.

  5. Eize

    Bluehawaii - because it’s more CHALLENGING! They need to sell their expertise getting around the paralyzed facial muscles to get hired!

    I suppose this is why the animation industry is getting a lot of stuff out these days…

  6. Dr. L

    Is that 10cc’s of collagen in the top picture? gross~ I’m sure there’s an FDA notice about that.

  7. frewt

    Botox:- freeze time AND your face….

    okay okay, I won’t give up the day job.

  8. frewt

    If they called for Expressions of Interest in Botox Modelling would anyone apply and would that be an oxymoron? Hmmmmmmmm

  9. Demon kitty

    They really do look like the undertaker gave them a makeover. I never liked Meg Ryan, I always thought she was a bitch.

  10. How about: Botox - Always Smile!

  11. Demon kitty

    I will still never ever believe that Janice Dickinson fucked John Lovitz. Dear fucking god, really. Ew!!!!!

  12. It looks like Janice Dickinson was hit in the face with a brick. And Sylvester Stallone looks like’s he’s using spackling putty to keep up appearances.

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