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Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot them with great regularity as they multiply and invade the tony boutiques and cafes of Beverly Hills and beyond. Medium: acrylic, gouache and quantum entanglement on paper.
Posted by 14 ♦ April 7, 2008
At 8:20 am Party! said:
She’s so stupid for making those faces. It’s not like people are blind, they can clearly see you pout. That’s right! Guppy! Lol.
April 7, 2008
At 9:15 am Vern said:
Why aren’t these people afraid of the long term damage of the crap they inject into their faces?
Don’t they learn from such sages as Priss-ill-a Pursedly or Lara’s Skin Boiled? (I’m convinced the “puffyness” of her face is due to the unholy migration of her lip injections-yikes!)
That being said-14-
the husbandfish is sheer genius! I love every detail from the hair to the scales, to the underbelly, but my fav part is how you’ve captured his scarecrow look of:
“If I only had a brain!”
April 7, 2008
At 9:53 am x said:
This new site isn’t even remotely close to being as good as HolyCandy. I’ve stopped reading everyday. It’s easy when I can catch up on posts in 2seconds since there so far and few between. I think you made a mistake, Candy.
April 7, 2008
At 10:58 am 14 said:
Yeah Candy, you made a really big mistake! You’ll pay, oh yes, you’ll paaaaaaaaaaaay!
April 7, 2008
At 11:30 am Demon kitty said:
God forbid anyone has to use more than a microscopic part of their gray matter these days.
April 7, 2008
At 1:07 pm Laura @ Hungry and Frozen said:
Er, anyway, I am so glad you have ‘done’ Brittany Murphy - can she even smile anymore? I thought celebs used to wait till they were in their late thirties to get this sort of facial rearrangement done. Ah, well, she’ll always be Tai to me.
April 7, 2008
At 1:09 pm Demon kitty said:
I did see “Dead Girl”. She was incredible. What does she see in that mayun? Ew!!!
April 7, 2008
At 1:53 pm Candy said:
Thanks for your, um, “constructive feeback,” X.
14 and I are working on a solution to providing both the frequent daily gossip that Holy Candy readers crave, likely in a separate column within Circus Hour, as well as offering a more navigable art gallery for die-hard GOTA fans. Hope to have the new offerings available within the next couple of weeks. Circus Hour is a brand new site, so it’s obviously still a work-in-progress.
In the meantime, I think we can all agree that the Simon Monjack and Lara Flynn Boyle fish are laugh-out-loud hysterical.
xoxo,
Candy
April 7, 2008
At 2:16 pm astridhaze said:
Candy! I didn’t know you were actually George Clooney!
Who are you hiring to do your holy candy spots?!
Why are Brittany Murphy’s lips SO BIG?
April 7, 2008
At 2:38 pm Candy said:
Why, yes, I am, Astridhaze! This is my primary job, while I make movies in my spare time.
Unfortunately, you’ll still be stuck with me writing the Holy Candy column.
Brittany must have wanted bigger lips so she could devour her delicious hunk of a husband.
April 7, 2008
At 2:47 pm javelin said:
that’s one mangled face, damn! makes me think she’s sideshow bob’s daughter, ya know, like she keeps stepping on rakes and getting smacked right under her nose… family curse
April 7, 2008
At 4:03 pm midevil said:
Bah, I can’t see the pic beyond the top strip! *sniff* *hits reload 5 billion gazillion times*
April 7, 2008
At 7:01 pm sugarbear said:
You really captured them.
April 7, 2008
At 7:14 pm midevil said:
Woohoo! I can see it now! Gorgeous colours! Let’s see Melanie Griffith next!
April 7, 2008
At 6:58 am lameo said:
Wow, those colors are beautiful!
I hope I get to see more new 14 works.
Oh, and Candy Clooney, what’s it like on the ‘Oceans’ sets?
April 8, 2008
At 8:45 am It’s British Bitch said:
X: I couldn’t disagree more. Another ingrate posted recently bitching about how frequently the site is updated. To reiterate: quality takes time. It is amazing how prolific both Candy and 14 are. Go to TMZ or Perez if you want a ton of dross updated every few minutes.
P.S. I think it would have been more appropriate to e-mail Candy and 14 directly. It’s mean spirited to post a huge diss to the board.
April 8, 2008
At 10:38 am Eva said:
Is that Olivia Newton John’s daughter in the bottom left corner? Chloe Lattanzi?
Striking resemblance.
April 8, 2008
At 11:24 am Vern said:
When is it gonna be hubby’s turn for surgery? He obviously needs it more than she does.
April 8, 2008
At 7:12 pm frewt said:
Over-acting and over-inflation appear to go hand in hand then.
April 8, 2008
At 7:48 pm belicena said:
Her facial enhancements have included getting some work done to align her eyes more…they used to be much more “akimbo”
April 8, 2008