Filed under: Who Wore It Best
LEFT: Paris Hilton leaving Finland’s Helsinki-Vantaa Airport
RIGHT: Gemini striking a pose for her JC Penney Portrait Studios glamour shots
Posted by Candy2 ♦ April 5, 2008
Posted by Candy2 ♦ April 5, 2008
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
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At 11:55 am Lucie_Sky_Diamonds said:
I’m gonna have to go with Gemini on this one.
April 5, 2008
At 12:25 pm Aine said:
hmmm…Two dogs.
i’m gonna have to go with Gemini. At least she can’t give me a super std.
April 5, 2008
At 2:23 pm Jenn F. said:
Gemini might be a bitch, but she doesn’t look like a dumb bitch.
April 5, 2008
At 3:23 pm martini lover said:
gemini has better hair AND she doesn’t have a wonk eye. gemini wins!
April 5, 2008
At 3:24 pm librarian kathleen said:
Gemini, by a landslide.
April 5, 2008
At 5:06 pm Vern said:
I’ve been so far out of the loop it’s almost like Paris had died, it’s been so pleasant not seeing or hearing about her.
More to the point, is that an itty bitty tiara on that cute little Gemini’s head? She is one cute poopy.
April 5, 2008
At 9:30 pm psychochick said:
Haha
April 5, 2008
At 9:31 pm psychochick said:
I have been doing SO WELL mentally. I realized it was because I was no longer forced to see that eyesore Herpes Hilton all the damn time! I was miserable before. I feel liberated.
April 5, 2008
At 12:40 am It’s British Bitch said:
Pop on over to Britney’s kids clothing store a few posts back y’all, there’s a matching leopard-print skirt teamed with stylish ripped fishnets on special offer there.
P.S. Obviously Gemini wins.
P.P.S. Special Alert to Gemini’s owners - keep a sharp eye out for alleged toy breed thief Nic Cage!
April 6, 2008
At 2:38 am Demon kitty said:
I agree with you psycho chick. Gemini wins hands down.
This weekend has been so fucked up.
April 6, 2008
At 3:15 am Shelly said:
I agree DK, this weekend has been lackluster for me as well. I’m up to my AssNeck in homework, my kid is singing Hannah songs, whilest playing with her dollies, and my weiner dog wants to roam outdoors with the kitty’s.
I sure could use a heapin helpin of Polage right about now…
*ahem, cough…14..*
April 6, 2008
At 7:41 am g said:
Gemini fo sho!!
muahahhahaahha
April 6, 2008
At 8:47 am astridhaze said:
Gemini and Paris appear kindred spirits! I hope they make a film together, or even a whole reality series…
April 6, 2008
At 10:26 am It’s British Bitch said:
Astridhaze: The problem is that Paris tires of her four-legged friends so quickly. Gemini does not deserve to be the latest dog to be dumped by Parasite when she gets bored of her and moves on to another puppy mill dog.
April 6, 2008
At 10:39 am Demon kitty said:
It is rumored that Paris’ dogs have died of dehydration and hunger in her closet. I want Paris to fucking die. Die and go straight to hell or go to the slammer on charges of cruelty to animals.
April 6, 2008
At 3:48 pm Peta said:
Gemini. She carries it off without the haughtiness factor.
April 6, 2008
At 8:15 pm Moonlight Dancer said:
Gemini not only wins this fashion contest, but I bet she wins an IQ test as well
April 6, 2008
At 3:28 am Eize said:
Gemini. Cute and doesn’t have a wonky eye.
April 7, 2008
At 11:52 am Jen said:
Gemini wins this contest hands down.
I also agree with Moonlight Dancer, Gemini’s IQ defenitely beats out Paris’s.
April 7, 2008