The Weekend Roundup

Filed under: Daily Drivel

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Beyonce and Jay-Z get hitched. Sources say when Beyonce threw the bouquet, all the women dived… to avoid getting stuck with it. [Dlisted]

Breaking: Kathleen Turner admits Nic Cage is no chihuahua thief! [Celebitchy]

Teri Hatcher to sing on American Idol. I’ll give her fifty bucks to serenade Ryan Seacrest with “Dude Looks Like a Lady.” [Gabby Babble]

Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend arrested for bouncing checks. Note to Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend: Insider trading is way cooler. [Lainey]

New Kids on the Block’s “big announcement” on the Today show was about as big as their recent career prospects. [POTP]

Amy Winehouse keeps moving houses to avoid her demons. Seems like avoiding the liquor store would be more effective. [popbytes]

Star reports that Zahara pushes Shiloh. Otherwise known as kids being kids. [Hollywood Offender]

Much cooler than band camp — porn camp! [CK]


Posted by Candy ♦ April 5, 2008

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3 Responses to “The Weekend Roundup”

  1. Eize

    Better yet: Ryan Seacrest singing “Dude Looks Like A Lady” to Teri Hatcher. XD

  2. librarian kathleen

    That bouquet — what is that thang?

  3. It's British Bitch

    Eize = funny as hell.

    Hmmm, Nic Cage may not be guilty of DUI but he sure looks like a chihuahua snatcher to me. He probably turned up at Turner’s home on several occasions wearing that furries bear suit from “The Wicker Man” until she got really freaked out and promised to retract the allegation even though it’s true.

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