Filed under: Britney Spears, Fashion
When you think of “good with children” and “fashionista,” who’s the first person that comes to mind?
Why, Britney Spears, of course!
This explains why Brit is reportedly in discussions to design a line of children’s clothing for Ed Hardy:
She wants to work on a clothing line with Christian [Audigier],” says an Ed Hardy representative, who adds, “it was a closed door meeting, but we will say that they are planning to do a children’s clothing line.”
Only we have a sneak peek at the collection:
Posted by Candy1 ♦ April 4, 2008
At 11:28 am PoorBritney.com said:
OMG I love it!!! We all need our kids to look like craazy Brit! You know where this is going… PoorBritney damn it!
April 4, 2008
At 12:08 pm martini lover said:
this is hysterical, candy. i’m guessing a dirty weave will be part of the collection too?
April 4, 2008
At 12:25 pm EVA said:
What about the hats in the accessories section? Those should not be excluded.
I love how the synthetic wig is $50?!
when it costs .99cents in real life.
April 4, 2008
At 12:44 pm Bee Hind said:
Will she be selling pre-stained shirts and torn to shred fishnet stockings?
Count me in sister!
April 4, 2008
At 2:15 pm Laura @ Hungry and Frozen said:
Brilliant. I’ll put my pre-order in for some stained perma-boots for my five year old niece. I looove that “back to school basics” - priceless!
April 4, 2008
At 4:55 pm Puppet said:
I love this. Good work Candy!
April 4, 2008
At 5:04 pm librarian kathleen said:
And isn’t he an oil painting? Oy!
April 4, 2008
At 5:43 pm Jenn F. said:
That is hilarious! “Priceless look on other parents’ faces” ~ aaaaahahahahahahaaaa!!!!
April 4, 2008
At 5:46 pm Vern said:
love the subtle “uniform shop” catagory!!!!!
April 4, 2008
At 9:19 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Vern: Snigger! Also the swimwear: I assume the bikini collection is basically white knickers that are see-thru when wet and a neon pink bra.
April 4, 2008
At 9:25 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Eva: Good call. Hats are an essential. The collection will include a ratty Panama, a filthy trucker cap (pre-owned by Uncle Jethro) and a couple of frightful plaid Fedoras. They may also market one with a weave attached to it.
April 4, 2008
At 10:43 pm Demon kitty said:
I am waiting for the cheetos’ bag and starbuck’s frappucino or whatever the hell it is called sewn on to the kids’ wear. These fucking celebrities and their fashion shit!!!!
April 4, 2008
At 5:08 am Vern said:
Hey Brit Bit,
Ya know, I have a swimsuit just like that! But my hair stands alone.
April 5, 2008
At 9:59 am Shelly said:
When my daughter tuned 5, someone gave her a Brittany doll. My kids partys included shitloads of gourmet food, booze and a face painting clown. So I was a bit liquored up after the party and hurled the doll into the street and watched it get repetedly run over by traffic. The next day, (remorse) My kid asked about the doll, and I told her Papa stole it.(my dad)I was hung over and working under pressure!! To this day she thinks her grandfather stole her Britt doll, HaHa! I didn’t want that cheap trollop in my home.
April 5, 2008
At 2:20 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Shelly - other than blaming your Dad that is a hilarious story! I guess you were too hung over to think it through and blame the face painting clown. It was absolutely right to protect your daughter from the dangerous influence of a Britney doll though.
April 5, 2008
At 7:20 pm Vern said:
Brit Bit,
I’m so pleased you enjoyed Shelly’s story, I did as well, but you must realize,
Clowns are evil-it was a brilliant tactical move for Shelly to blame her dad,
no one wants a clown mad at them, but even a kid can understand a tipsy Papa.
April 5, 2008
At 11:52 pm It’s British Bitch said:
You’re right Vern, crossing a clown is even more dangerous than f-ing with the Scientologists. Best part of Shelly’s story is watching teen-slut-whore doll get “repeatedly run over by traffic”. That cracks me up. Thank you for the confirmation that your hair is your own rather than a wig or weave. I can sleep peacefully now. Snigger.
April 5, 2008
At 5:45 am Vern said:
I think I just received a backhanded compliment….er, thank you, Brit Bit.
April 6, 2008
At 9:59 am It’s British Bitch said:
Vern: no backhandedness I assure you. I misspoke, it’s been a long week. Now let me tell you about my time in Bosnia and being bombed by the IRA…
April 6, 2008
At 10:00 am It’s British Bitch said:
Seriously: loves ya Vern. No offence meant.
April 6, 2008
At 12:59 pm Vern said:
Brit Bit, I’m always more offen-sive than offend-ed! I was just being silly.
The hair, well, it just happened one day. I’m not reeaally even sensitive about it any more.
I think you are so brilliant and funny you could say anything and it wouldn’t offend me.
April 6, 2008
At 8:55 am It’s British Bitch said:
Vern: Right back at ya! BushKlingon - phrase of the year so far.
April 8, 2008