Watercooler Chatter

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[Original Madonna Exquisite Corpse]

Watching Madonna’s new video inspires me to hit the gym more. Right after I have a few Thin Mints (damn those evil Girl Scouts!). [popbytes]

Melissa Joan Hart pimps out her two-week-old son on the red carpet. Can never start them too young, Dina Lohan and I say! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Shakespeare Actress Still in Love: Blythe Danner defends Gwyneth Paltrow’s marriage. [Cele|bitchy]

Heidi Montag endorses a presidential candidate. However, I still won’t sleep well till I know where Zac Efron stands on free trade and globalization. [Fatback]

Looks like Jason Davis has been laying off the gummi bears. [POTP]

Beyonce and Jay-Z’s wedding is all about numbers. And I’m not talking about the ones attached to his bank account. (Though they sure do help.) [Lainey]

A business that apparently services CoCo. [Giggle Sugar]


Posted by Candy ♦ April 3, 2008

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7 Responses to “Watercooler Chatter”

  1. Zip

    Madonna looks great and is in fab shape…there is no doubt…but the new song sucks, as well as the video. And shouldn’t her vocals have improved by now…instead they have gotten worse??? This is the devolution of Madonna, not the evolution!!!

    It’s over 26 years since the release of her first album, yet, she still hasn’t topped it or come close to the quality of that record. Madonna should reteam with her ex boyfriend and producer of her first album, Jellybean Benitez, and record a truly great album? I’d also like to hear the tracks she recorded with Prince years ago. Surely she can negotiate a deal with him so that we can finally see the release of those tracks!!!

  2. Demon kitty

    Ultaviolet Sound did a brilliant mash up of Madonna’s “physical attraction” and Olivia Newton John’s “let’s get physical.”

    I have seem Madonna’s face in the media every day since I was 15 years old. That is a motherfucking long ass time! I remember her sex book! Someone tried to seduce me with it. Now it is Mr. Peabody’s apples ….. I really want Madonna to retire. It’s time for the woman to hang it up.

  3. Zip

    Agreed…Kitty!!! Madonna should retire if she can’t do better than the mess which is her new song!!! This new Madonna/Justin Timberlake song is as terrible as the Michael and Janet Jackson song “Scream”. Or even the Michael Jackson and Mick Jagger collaboration…”State of Shock”. They were all laughably embarrassing and instantly forgettable pieces of trash!!!

    I have never heard that Madonna “Physical Attraction”/Olivia Newton John “Let’s Get Physical” Mash-Up before, but your description of it sounds as brilliant as you say that it is.

  4. midevil

    The hell with all the resources at her disposal and the video falls flatter than her stomach. Without Perez, nobody would buy into her latest gunk.

  5. MMB

    I really like the new song…geeze i think it’s kicks ass…it’s stuck inmy head all the time!

  6. Demon kitty

    The cover version of Madonna’s “Physical Attraction” by Ultraviolet Sound can be found here:

    http://www.ilike.com/artist/Ultraviolet+Sound

    The song is far better than anything I have ever heard Madonna come up with. As for Perez, the one thing I love about him is that he introduces new artists that he likes. He introduced Ultraviolet Sound and I am fucking hooked. I wish their fucking album would come out already!

  7. Zip

    Very good!!! Thanks for the link Demon Kitty!!! I’ve never heard of this group before, but that Mash-Up was pretty awesome!!! Madonna should be working with this group. They have a nice New Wave influenced sound…New Wave being consistantly the best genre of music that I’ve ever heard.

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