Filed under: Twins
I read Dlisted every morning without fail and often find choice nuggets of artistic inspiration among Michael K’s musings. This morning Sebastian Bach was featured as a “Birthday Slut” and I couldn’t have been the only one who thought he looked eerily similar to Britney Spears.
Posted by 14 ♦ April 3, 2008





At 10:22 am Jenn said:
Whoooaa! That’s a dude?!
April 3, 2008
At 10:22 am dancewithpoodles said:
Did I stumble upon KissingMichaelKsAss.com? That site is almost as immature and tasteless as Perez anymore.
April 3, 2008
At 10:34 am dv8trix said:
LOVE dlisted! Along with circushour & GFY, it’s the only gossip site I visit any more!
Methinks dancewithpoodles=popbooger.com
April 3, 2008
At 11:10 am 14 said:
DanceWithPoodles:
Yep, I admit it, I dig Michael K. I have a few unsavory vices, and he’s one of ‘em!
xoxo 14
April 3, 2008
At 11:32 am Jenn F. said:
Yes we all take our celebrity gossip so SERIOUSLY. *rolls eyes*
Michael K is absolutely hilarious. Especially with his obsession with cholas.
You’re right, 14… that does look like Britney! Just add a few weave glue clumps into the hair and it’ll be bang on.
April 3, 2008
At 11:43 am kathleen said:
i loved sebastian on the gilmore girls.
April 3, 2008
At 12:24 pm Demon kitty said:
I thought he was scary when he was young. He’s not aging well is he?
April 3, 2008
At 2:42 pm Puppet said:
Actually, NitBrit and SeBach are cousins. Yep, it’s true. I dated this cool but very country puppet who knew an “insider” on the dirty south scene. They be cousins ya’all!
April 3, 2008
At 3:46 pm librarian kathleen said:
Eerie would seem to be exactly the right word.
April 3, 2008
At 11:10 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Puppet: So that’s where Brit-Brit’s dog London got to. Being looked after by a relative!
Michael K of D-Listed is great. I read it first thing every morning. I love his Chola obsession and he is always finding these comedy Z-List celeb hangers-on like Phoebe Price. As for his latest find “La Pequena” - he has outdone himself. I just love his total and utter filth as well e.g. today’s reference to farting out a year’s worth of jizz. The tags rock as well e.g. “Girlfriend Please!”.
April 3, 2008
At 11:16 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Oh crap, I forgot the most important thing on today’s D-Listed. The pregnant man allegedly has a mini-peen just like Chyna’s!
http://www.dlisted.com/node/25014
Yes, in case you are wondering, I have an unhealthy interest in Chyna’s clenis. Snicker.
April 3, 2008
At 3:08 am Shelly said:
I love Michael K!! He’s a snarky ass mofo. And, my puter freezes up 50% less than when I go to perez!
April 4, 2008
At 7:57 am Loob said:
I loved him on Gilmore Girls too!
But can we change the headline to 50? Because I’m 39 in a few days and I’m nowhere near that scary!
April 4, 2008