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In related news, diamond experts have updated the 4 Cs of Diamonds accordingly:
Carat
Cut
Clarity
Color
Plus the newest addition:
Crack
Posted by Candy1 ♦ April 3, 2008
Posted by Candy1 ♦ April 3, 2008
Posted by Candy1 ♦ April 3, 2008
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 2:14 pm Demon kitty said:
Candy you are hysterical. I love the new addition - crack. I wore a thong twice. It was so motherfucking uncomfortable - that material climbing up the crack of your ass. The thong maxi pads - what a fucking joke!!!
April 3, 2008
At 2:15 pm oakling said:
I can’t wait to see the look on the jeweler’s face when I ask how my engagement ring would look in someone’s crack….
April 3, 2008
At 2:18 pm Dr. L said:
“The thong will be drycleaned before going on display.” LOL!
April 3, 2008
At 2:48 pm stell said:
They write “a brunette model”, but if my eyes don’t deceive me, that girl on the picture is a blonde, no?
April 3, 2008
At 3:37 pm martini lover said:
it’s the white gold tassels that really make me want a pair.
April 3, 2008
At 3:39 pm librarian kathleen said:
If one were to wear such a thing, would one wear transparent slacks, or a transparent dress? After all, what’s the point of having it if everyone can’t SEE it and appreciate how valuable one’s C is? (Er, that would be the sixth C, wouldn’t it?)
April 3, 2008
At 4:11 pm Dr. L said:
“Diamond thong shown to the throng,” while seated on a man-throne.
April 3, 2008
At 6:01 pm Eize said:
How many diamonds were set at the back?
April 3, 2008
At 8:08 pm Jenn F. said:
What a waste of money.
April 3, 2008
At 12:45 am It’s British Bitch said:
Al Reynolds called. He wants his bling-encrusted love-beads back - pronto.
April 4, 2008
At 5:16 am midevil said:
They are so comfortable, I bought ten pair today.
April 4, 2008
At 8:34 am jenn said:
They just had to include the part about drycleaning the stupid thing - gah
April 4, 2008
At 12:01 pm Guiseppe Smith said:
i bet my diamond thong that celebrity prayer list will have a word or two to share with these blashphemous thonginators… perhaps diamond crusted strap-ons are next?
April 4, 2008
At 11:54 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Guiseppe: yeah, word is Beyonce has one to use on her sweetie on their wedding night!
April 5, 2008