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Matthew McConaughey says he wants to die after sex. Which explains why he asks for God so much during the deed. [Cele|bitchy]
Lisa Rinna has a boy-toy on the side? Inevitable sex tape to follow. [Celebrity Smack]
Denise Richards on the cover of Shape, says she would never steal a friend’s husband. In related news, Denise’s nose spotted growing. [popbytes]
Salma Hayek’s little girl channels her inner Pebbles. [POTP]
Heather Mills threatens to break up Paul McCartney’s new relationship, sharpens her horns and pitchfork. [Gabby Babble]
Shopping with the Semi-Stars: Drew Lachey shops with his little girl. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Posted by Candy ♦ April 2, 2008
At 9:56 pm Zip said:
Lisa Rinna??? That is so deliberately tacky. I expected better of you!!!
April 2, 2008
At 10:44 pm Eize said:
“Denise Richards on the cover of Shape, says she would never steal a man’s husband.”
A MAN’S husband, she says. Well, that’s not reassuring for WOMEN who have husbands. LOL
April 2, 2008
At 10:49 pm Demon kitty said:
Mmmm … Matthew Mconohay - can never spell this man’s name correctly. What he says about the death thing makes sense. However, I can’t help but remember that interview from the Sun about his body odor. I can’t believe any woman WOULDN’T want to die while getting within a mile of him much less fucking him, given the way they talked about his B.O.!!!!
When I lived in Germany, I became an expert on body odor. This is not meant to be critical to any Germans here. Some of the Americans I knew decided to embrace their own body odor and have a contest to see who could go the longest without bathing. I feel justified in my vicious gossip about M.M’s alleged B.O. that made Kate Hudson want to die. Can you imagine what he smells like if he has one of those 99% protein diets? Gawd!!!!!!
April 2, 2008
At 10:54 pm Candy said:
Whoops. Quite a typo, huh, Eize? I blame it on the two martinis I just had!
April 2, 2008
At 11:09 pm Eize said:
Dratted martinis!
(Although MAN’S husband definitely elicited a lot of L-o-L’s.)
April 2, 2008
At 7:01 am midevil said:
Heh heh, Denise Richards is finally honest about men’s husbands!
Oh my, just leave the Paul alone already!
April 3, 2008
At 8:08 am Dr. L said:
Camila Alves: Wow. I’d like to bang on those bongos, nude, natch.
April 3, 2008
At 3:58 pm librarian kathleen said:
Oh that crazy Heather Mills. All anybody can do is hope she stays on the crazy train — then the court will take her daughter away from her and she’ll have very little to carp about concerning security and her very expensive lifestyle needs (all in the name of providing for her daughter).
I’m not an apologist for Paul McCartney, but this broad is a flat out famewhore.
April 3, 2008
At 8:49 am PinkGargoyle said:
Nice picture of Sean Avery. Ha!
April 4, 2008