Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Brittany Murphy’s husband, Simon Monjack, is thinking what in this picture?
1) Wow, it was totally worth selling my soul to the devil for this;
2) Is my wife getting ready to play the lead in Finding Nemo: The Live Action Version?;
3) Good! She doesn’t notice I’m taking a twenty out of her purse right now;
4) Why did that photographer just say I reminded her of her dirty uncle?;
5) None of the above. He’s thinking ______________.
More from the opening of the Blumarine flagship store in Coral Gables:
Posted by Candy1 ♦ April 2, 2008
At 12:20 am Brock Searle said:
He is thinking… Wow! Hopefully, artificial lip-plumping is not a sign of impending apocalypse. Otherwise, we’re all fooked! Also, couldn’t Brittany spot me a hundy to get my teeth cleaned? Ouch!
April 3, 2008
At 12:48 am Eize said:
“Clearasil…”
April 3, 2008
At 2:50 am javelin said:
“remember, you promised me White Castle after this is over”
April 3, 2008
At 3:14 am uyoo said:
I do not have a thing against her but I wonder why she posted profile on the celeb dating site SearchingMillionaire . c om.I saw it last night.
April 3, 2008
At 3:17 am Demon kitty said:
“Thank god for her frontal lobotomy, too bad her labia majora aren’t has big has her lips.”
PS. Look where his fucking tongue is in that mouth of his. He’s got a mullet in progress. God this is fucking scary!!!!
No wonder she was so good in “girl interrupted”, she really is fucking crazy.
April 3, 2008
At 6:18 am Bee Hind said:
5) None of the above. He’s thinking, “Wow, love really is blind!”
April 3, 2008
At 7:22 am ChaosbyDesign said:
He’s thinking…”Take the F ing picture already, I want to get back to the trailer, I’m missing wrestling, Damn it!!”
April 3, 2008
At 7:22 am Shelly said:
I don’t know what he’s thinking, but I do know what his breath smells like:
GARLIC & A1
April 3, 2008
At 8:09 am Dr. L said:
EEEEWWWW.
April 3, 2008
At 8:49 am Rich said:
He’s thinking “I bet I can fit her whole head in my mouth”
April 3, 2008
At 10:31 am dv8trix said:
5) Yum…wax candy lips! *barf*
April 3, 2008
At 12:07 pm Kristen said:
He’s thinking “I hope noone notices that I skipped my monthly shower…”
April 3, 2008
At 3:49 pm librarian kathleen said:
Any and all of the above are good, but #3 is probably the truest.
April 3, 2008
At 7:10 pm Feng said:
“And tonight, when I drain the rest of your precious blood, I will have my youth and beauty back FOREVER … HAHAHAHAHAHA!”
April 3, 2008
At 11:23 pm It’s British Bitch said:
5) None of the above. He’s thinking “blimey, the pound dollar exchange rate is so shit at the moment, it will be months before I can cash out that trout’s entire bank account and knack off back to Blighty without losing half the money”
Kristen: monthly shower? Nah, he’s still sewn into his winter vest after being rubbed down with lard to keep the warmth in. He’ll have his bath in late May and then his second one in October. They do that in the more inbred and isolated parts of Britain. He probably has a vestigal tail as well due to the tight gene pool. He’s put a lot of effort into getting those teeth that brown colour as well. I can smell him from here *gags*
April 3, 2008
At 10:37 pm Stefani said:
he’s thinking ‘i’ve been with that White Girl all night, haven’t brushed my teeth in a day and no I gots to be “on” for the camera so give me some sugar mama!’
April 4, 2008
At 3:02 pm Jinxy McDeath said:
He has some pretty bad hair plugs, she’s a bit freaky but a good actress. I just don’t get why she married this thing when she was ‘engaged’ so many times in the preceding 2 years. He’s definitely hurting her career. If you want to see a great Indie she was in, rent Dead Girl. Fab.
April 5, 2008