Filed under: Daily Drivel
Kate Bosworth dives into the trout pout pond. [Awful Plastic Surgery]
Rihanna claims she and Chris Brown are like siblings. West Virgina approves. [Cele|bitchy]
Katie Holmes officially turns into Tom Cruise with new haircut. Xenu approves. [Lainey]
Kate Hudson ready to “nest” with Owen Wilson. [INSERT INAPPROPRIATE BIRD BEAK JOKE HERE] [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Adam Sandler breaks his ankle. Never fear — it won’t affect his ability to play the immature big kid at heart with anger issues who scores the girl out of his league. [Celebrity Smack]
A Beyonce and Jay-Z wedding? Yup, they’re probably scheduled to get hitched right after Brangelina. [Gabby Babble]
Britney Spears has a curfew. In response to her father’s new rules, Britney declared, “Bollocks, y’all!” [POTP]
Mariah Carey needs to stop dipping into Dakota Fanning’s closet. [popbytes]
Share backhanded compliments you’ve received. One of my faves: “What a great dress. It’s so slimming!” [Giggle Sugar]
Posted by Candy ♦ April 1, 2008
At 8:23 pm Mojo said:
Why must there be a tired old West Virginia comment on one of my favorite websites?
April 1, 2008
At 8:53 pm javelin said:
ehehe, that Meg Ryan fish is cracking me up. looks like something out of an “Aging Acress Aquarium Santuary”… something about the dazed smile screams ’senile’
April 1, 2008
At 8:58 pm martini lover said:
west virginia comments never get old.
April 1, 2008
At 2:07 am Demon kitty said:
Yeah, I think West Virginia has taken more of a beating about being inbred than any other southern state. Hell, Wrong Turn 1 and 2 were supposed to have taken place there. Brilliant films!
I played tonsil hockey with my cousin during puberty and when I became a teenager. Ya’ know, when you are putting your feelers out there, it is good to practice with members of the family. It is convenient and safe and that makes me a true southerner to the bone. Gotta keep up the family tradition!!!!!! When anyone from the north or the west or the east asks me whether or not we have running water, I always say, we had to get it from the creek. If I fucked my cousin, he’d do it for me.
Speaking of which, I am so sick of Owen Wilson. I am also sick of Kate Hudson. I am starting to think she likes to blow southern guys when they are totally naked and wearing cowboy boots. I am not attracted to her. I am convinced her son was conceived because she gave Chris Robinson so much head, that his baby batter made its way out of her digestive system and into her fallopian tubes.
April 2, 2008
At 2:12 am Demon kitty said:
Javelin, I miss you.
April 2, 2008
At 6:35 am Holy Terror said:
Re: Backhanded compliments
“You have a very pretty FACE.” Yes, FACE, the rest of me is a mess. Thank you!
April 2, 2008
At 6:45 am Puppet said:
Oh myyyy, I can totally hear Liz through her funked up mouth saying, “I quite like mah natural lips and don’t feel the need for plastic surgery like all those sorry girls out there today.”
April 2, 2008
At 9:22 am missmay said:
Re:Backhanded compliments
“And in my dream you weren’t wearing your glasses and I thought to myself, ’she’s so beautiful!!’”
April 2, 2008
At 11:01 am Jenn F. said:
Re: Backhanded compliments
“I didn’t recognize you. You look great!”
April 2, 2008
At 12:51 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Backhanded compliments:
1) “I like your top. That style always looks better on women with small boobs”. 2) “Those trousers are a good cut for you as you have short legs and a long back”. From Moose-faced girl at college whose ex-boyfriend subsequently informed me she had a hairy asshole. This was a rare occasion where I took the high road and didn’t spread the gossip but it feels good to mention it now! *Rubs hands with glee while gloating*
April 2, 2008
At 2:31 pm Jenn F. said:
It doesn’t really count as gossip, IBB, since we don’t know the identity of the hairy asshole owner.
April 2, 2008
At 3:32 pm librarian kathleen said:
When’s the baby due?
April 2, 2008
At 3:57 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Jenn F. - yeah, you’re right, that was a lame anecdote. I should have put: “the hairy bum hole belonged to: (Insert name of celeb you don’t like here) ______”
Librarian Kathleen: too funny. I’ve been asked that a few times as well as the “are you expecting?” “How far along are you?” - variations on a theme.
April 2, 2008
At 5:58 pm Jenn F. said:
IBB, it wasn’t lame at all! It still makes me laugh thinking about some poor girl who was cursed with a moose face and a hairy bum hole.
April 2, 2008
At 8:34 pm lily said:
Javelin, I miss you too..good to know.I have readed this news on a tall celeb dating site ” Tallmeet.com ” before…as a girl like me here are many people luv to hang around here.it’s a nice place to share our views here
April 2, 2008
At 10:17 pm Demon kitty said:
Hey Lily is there a site called meetothermembersofyourfamilyyoudidn’tknowexistedsoyoucanhavefuckthem.com ?
April 2, 2008
At 12:15 am javelin said:
I love how I can never ever predict what you’ll say, demon kitty. truly original. it’s also nice to hear that a robot named Lily misses me. tomorrow I get my new laptop so the internet will work again. and by ‘new’ I mean ‘refurbished’, of course.
April 3, 2008
At 1:07 am It’s British Bitch said:
Javelin & DK: Looks like Stepford wifey Katie Holmes has also been refurbished. She’s busy playing cyber-Matchmaker while Tom is off being macho (or should that be butch?) for several days. I wonder why she chose the screen name Lily and why she is promoting a site where one could meet tall men?
April 4, 2008